Denmark: guys gUYS
Norway: dear god what is it
Denmark: Remember Thor's quote?
Sweden: *leaves room*
Iceland: *sighs*
Finland: Oh, in English dub?
Denmark: yup! He was like "Even if I die in battle today I come back to life and die again!" Wow, Nor! You really got an incredible and funny boss during the ancient days!
Norway: *on the phone* Officer? Yes, yes it's me your fatherland. This Dane here is bullying me.
Denmark: WHAT THE FUCK LUKAS I WAS JUST JOKING
DON'T ARREST ME,
*sobs* I'm innocent, ya know..*puppy eyes*
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