Now imagine Denmark seeing mountains for the first time then Norway and Sweden invites him to have a mountain climbing
Denmark: That's a huge rock right there. I love rocks, they can make fire.
Norway: Denmark. That's a mountain in front of you
Denmark: *eyes wide open*
Sweden: And we invite you to have a mountain climbing with us
Norway: Don't worry, you are wearing a mountain climber suit that will keep you safe
Denmark: I'm not going with you guys.
Sweden: It's nice,
Denmark: No it's not
Denmark: and what the fuck is a mountain?
Denmark: It's called a huge rock, people! Giants used it to make fire or houses I mean seriously guys!
Sweden: Okay. Now do you know what a volcano is.
Denmark: well fuck volcanoes, Iceland used it to have sight seeing while drinking coke and just laugh all he wants whenever people gets closer to it and then the volcano fucking explodes.
Sweden: you'll get used to it.
A small rock fell down
Denmark: *LE GASP* THE HUGE ROCK JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALLER ROCK
Sweden: It's not-......okay fine. Rocks don't give birth.
Denmark: But it just did
Sweden: No it did not. The rock just fell down because of the wind that lose some balance and the gravity pulls it down to the ground.
Denmark: deym smart.
Denmark: And that creature is the best
Norway: ....
Norway: You are coming with us.
Denmark: what?! Hell no!
Norway: *drags Denmark*
Sweden: *helps*
Norway: Come on,
Denmark: nO
Denmark: goddamnit guys
Norway: *buckles things stuff pluff fuck.* You first, Sve
Sweden: nods*
Denmark: NO NO NO NO ODIN PLEASE OH GOD FUCK MY HEART
Sweden: *climbing*
Norway: *starts climbing*
Denmark: hOLY SHIT GUYS I DON'T WANT IT BRING ME BACK DOWN
Sweden: Whatever you do, don't look down! *shouts from far away*
Denmark: what?? Why would I not look down it's not that hi-
Denmark: *looks down* oh...son of ikea. ...*faints*
It gets heavy
Norway: wow. He's stupid. It's just a mountain
Sweden: Denmark is heavy wtf
Denmark: *wakes up* WAH! wait....Am I in heaven? I....I can see clouds..so beau-
Norway: *slaps Denmark* You're in your worst nightmare Dane.
Denmark: right.
