Comeback #26

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Btw, this chapter has the same pick up line as the last one, but a different comeback.

Person: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a Valentine.
That is you :)

Me: Nice poem. Wanna hear mine?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have five fingers,
The middle ones for you *sticks middle finger in the air and walks away*

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