"Frank, what are you doing here?" My mom asked.
"Well, funny story," I said. "Can I come in?"
My parents looked at each other before opening the door wider. I went in and sat down on the couch while they sat on the one opposite me.
"What is this all about?" My dad asked.
"Well, I need some money," I said.
"I think you're going to have to go somewhere else," my dad denied.
"Please, dad, I need my lease extended and I have a hospital bill for the person I'm dating and--"
"Person you're dating," my mom interrupted. "Is this person a boy or a girl?"
I can't say boy, they won't give me money.
I also can't say girl.
"Well, I can tell you this person definitely loves wearing dresses," I said.
My mom's eyes lit up. Oh great, she thinks Gee is a girl. Well, as long as she doesn't find out so that way I can get money.
"Oh really? That's wonderful," she cooed. "I knew that whole gay thing was just a silly phase."
Bitch it's not a phase.
"Well, the money?" I asked.
"What's the hospital bill from?" My dad asked, he seemed less hostile, which was a good sign.
"Fractured ribs," I said.
"Oh, poor thing," my mom said. "How's she doing?"
I bit my lip. "Fine."
"Well, Junior, how much you need?" My dad asked, pulling out his checkbook.
Oh god, he's even calling me Junior again.
"Well--"
"Oh, Frank, dear, we should all have dinner together," my mom said.
"O-oh, I don't think that's a good idea," I said. "With the fractured ribs and the pain and all it's just not a good time."
"Oh, well tell her I wish her well," my mom said. "Frank, why haven't you written that check out yet?"
"He hasn't told me how much he needs yet," my dad replied.
I gave him a ballpark number and he signed it.
"Good, so glad to have you back, Frankie," my mom said to me. "I also can't wait to meet this girl you're dating."
I smiled back at her. I'm not lying, I never said Gee was a girl. I'm just letting her believe something that isn't necessarily true.
"Anyways, I better get going to the bank then back home," I said.
"Call us," my mom said. "I'm still wanting that dinner."
I nodded my head, standing up as I pocketed the check. They walked me to the door and I left as fast as possible. I drove home, hurrying up my apartment. Gee was sitting on the couch, watching the tv.
"Daddy, I missed you," he said softly, looking me up and down. "Where's the groceries? I thought you were going to the store."
"Oh, I was gonna buy something but they didn't have it," I lied.
"Oh, okay," he mumbled, looking back at the screen.
I walked behind him, kissing the top of his head as I went to the bedroom. I stuffed the check into the top drawer of my dresser.
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What's in is Despair (frerard)
Fiksi PenggemarFrank Iero is one of the punk kids at school. He's a senior, just ready to leave for college already. He's late to class one day and is consequently paired up on a project with the new kid, Gerard Way. Gee is just a small, quiet boy who enjoys weari...