Skits With My Characters

So I Stubbed My Toe And Thought Of This

note for the future, book started on 11/24/2016

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[TG][stubs toe]"I'M GOING TO GO KILL MYSELF"

[WM]"nOT AGAIN--"

[SB]"I'LL HIDE THE ALCOHOL"

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AGAIN?

Anyways hi if you didn't come here for worthless skits then. Welp. Okay then.

Have a song above as you read this skit shit. (It's called Back Home by AwkwardMarina :D)

so uh

Hi I'm Meme Queen and this is my Skit Shit Shop

Or if you'd prefer, SSS

Anyways you came for skits here have your fucking skits my dude

~So I thought of that one Madagascar scene so I? But I?~

[P]"SALT!"

[S]"PEPPER!"

[P][ANGRY TONE]"SAAAALT!!!!!"

[S]"OH SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA"[RUNS]

[PK&SF][watching in the distance, horribly confused]

[AV][SECRETLY KNOWS WHY PEPPER IS MAD AT SALT] :^)

[PK]"You have one eye? How can you make that face?"

[AV]"wow stop paying attention to the out of speech emoticons, pumpkin."

[PK]"WOW OKAY FINE THEN"

~What is a Donald Trump?~

[JD]"THE INTERNET IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT IT WAS??? WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THIS 'DONALD TRUMP'???????"

[FM]"oh god dont tell me trump won"

[JD]"THERE'S FUNNY POSTS SAYING STUFF LIKE 'ME WHEN TRUMP WON THE ELECTION'"

[FM]"OOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[VN]"OH SHIT WE'RE DEAD"

[ET]"WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THIS TRUMP?"

[JD]"WHAT? WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?"

[ET]"WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THIS REALITY CAPS"

[FM]"im going to fucking kill myself"

[ET]"NO WAIT DON'T DO THAT"

[VN]"UUUUUUUUGH"

[PH]"Hey kiddos--"

[JD]"GLITCH MAN WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE DONALD TRUMP AND WHY DID EVERYONE START SCREAMING WHEN I SAID HOW 'DONALD TRUMP WON THE ELECTION' WHATEVER THAT IS"

[PH]"oh god so you found out"

[FM]"W H Y THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN"

[PH]"yeah so uh america's dead, jade. 'cause trump's president. that's all you need to know"

[JD]"OOOOH....so that's what winning an election is............"

[FM]"im going to die help"

[ET]"NO DON'T DIE ANYTHING BUT THAT"

[VN]"hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

[JD]"welp."

~Shenanigans with Gamestop and his friends, the half-hetero and part-hetero~

[WM]"I AM NOT LOOKING AT YOU STILL."

[GS]"i just want a good time with my friends just look at him, walmart."

[WG]"UM. I LOVE..."[looks at smudged writing on hand]"CAME CRUMPS." (A/N: CAME CRUMPS)

[WM]"WHEEZE"

[GS]"hey im crump im not so crump and we are british words we are came crumpets"

[WM]"CAME CRUMPETS"

[WG]"I purposely messed that up. LOVE ME DAMMIT"

[WM]"I'LL PASS"

[GS]"I hate being the only heterosexual out of all my male comrades."

[WG]"HEY I'M HALF STRAIGHT I COUNT"

[WM]"I'm. Like. Fourty percent straight. Keep me away from people."

[WM]"Actually I rethinked? Is that a word? Anyways I rethinked my answer and I believe actually THIRTY."

[WG]"Wow, quick, someone put a stop to Walmart. No wonder he can't look at me I'm fucking HOT."

[WM]"You wish."

[WG]"OW."

[WG]"YEAH AND WHO'S THE ONE WHO'S HAD MULTIPLE GIRLFRIENDS?"

[WM]"And who's the one who had multiple girlfriends at the same time?"

[GS]"OOOOOOOOOH SHIT"

[WG]"I.....HAVE NO RESPONSE."

[WM]"Hah, because I'm right."

[WG]"yeah and yet who's the one who can't even ask out a fucking cinnamon roll"

[WM][turns to face him on instinct]"OKAY TIME TO STOP"

[GS]"EYYYYY YOU DID IT"

[WM]"FUCK"[covers eyes]

[WG]"FINALLY. FINALLY IT HAS BEEN DONE."

[WM]"I'M BLIND NOW."

[WG]"BECAUSE I AM"[overexaggerated girl impression]"SOOOO HOT I AM THE S U N I HAVE BUH-LIIIIINDED YOUUU~!"

[WM]"NO IT'S MORE ALONG THE LINES OF, OH GOD I SAW SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE MY EYES STARTED TO BURN. BASICALLY THE UGLY BARNACLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A UGLY BARNACLE, HE WAS SO UGLY EVERYONE DIED." (A/N: AND HE'S DOING HAND GESTURES WHILE COVERING HIS EYES BECAUSE HE'S A DORK LIKE THAT)

[GS]"yeah he's trying to avoid everything possible at this point"

[WG]"YOU'VE ALREADY LOOKED AT ME THERE'S NO MORE ESCAPING"

[WM]"i hate you guys as much as i hate myself fine"[uncovers eyes] (A/N: HAHA BUT I'M CONCERNED AT THE SAME TIME)

[GS&WG]"YAAAAAAAAAAAY"

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there done there's some skits

take it dammit i spent a half hour on these three short things rip me