Skits With My Characters

Sunflower Says Things He Would Never Actually Say Canonly

insert bo burnham songs. actually i've been like fantasizing that idea for a while now i don't think i have the right to be a hypocrite about it. hungry hungry hypocrITE I HATE CATCHY CHORUSES AND I'M A HYYYYPOCRITE!

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[SF]"I will actually chop your dick off and choke you with it. Let's just hope it's as long as you say it is, dipshit."

[PK]"sunflower please don't fight people right now we're in public"

[SF]"Durian do you have any sufficient weapons?"

[DU]"PLENTY HERE WE GO BOYS"

[PK]"HHHHHHH"

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[S]"Okay, so, Kidzbop NSP. Thoughts?"

[SF]"I hope to god there isn't thots, do you have any idea how kids are dressing these days? Fuck dude."

[S]"NO, I MEANT......."

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[KO]"Fuck you guys! What makes you think you're so superior? Because you're ADULTS? You'll die sooner than I do!"

[SF]"If we're lucky, you'll kill yourself sooner than I do."

[KO]"H--"

[SF]"Kill yourself. Kill yourself."

[S]"SUNFLOWER"

[SF]"Sooner the better. Actually how about this..."[takes out gun]

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[SF]"YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING, YOU WANT TO BANG A POKEMON? FUCKING FURRY WHAT THE FUCK MOTHERFUCKING GARDEVOIR? DON'T DO THIS TO GARDEVOIR YOU SICK FUCK"

[ANON]"DON'T JUDGE ME I'M GONNA BE SCRAPPED OR REMADE COMPLETELY SOON ANYWAY CUT ME SOME SLACK" (A/N: real shit though i might make a whole new character. besides i already spoiled their name, rip anon/blueberry)

[SF]"YOU CAN'T FUCK GARDEVOIR. WHAT THE FUCK! THAT IS ACTUALLY DISGUSTING. I HATE YOU. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH RAGE I HAVE INSIDE ME RIGHT NOW."

[DU]"Like, come on, never thought about Lopunny?"

[SF]"no fucking WONDER YOU LIKE MEGA LOPUNNY WHAT THE FUCK I'M GONNA FUCKING--"[whips out gun]

[ANON]"OKAY WOW LET'S NOT DO THAT"

[DU]"Do it."

[SF]"IF EITHER OF YOU SAY SOME FURRY SHIT ABOUT POKEMON ONE MORE TIME I WILL SHOOT THE BOTH OF YOU BECAUSE THIS EARTH DOESN'T NEED SCUM LIKE YOU TWO. THAT SHIT IS SO... WHAT THE FUCK! JUST WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

[DU]"Okay, so, can I say some furry shit about My Little Pony then?"

[SF][LEGIT FUCKING SHOOTS HIM]

[ANON]"OH SHIT OKAY OKAY WOW I THINK I GET WHAT NOT TO DO"

[SF]"I SAID I'D SHOOT BOTH OF YOU IT'S TOO LATE"

[ANON]"OKAY LET'S WORK AROUND THIS--"

[SF][SHOOTS ANON TOO]

[PK]"HEY GUYS OH oh uh."

[SF]"...Durian did it."

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[SF][at ANYONE OF YOUR CHOICE]"According to my recent studies and data I have gathered over the whole time we've known each other, um, to put it briefly, you're a sack of shit."

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[SF]"I won't suck dick, but I would eat dick if it were served to me in such a way that I didn't know it was actually a fucking penis. That actually makes me think of that one time--"

[PK]"NOT NOW GUYS, MONSTERS"

[S]"hhhhhwhat???"

[P]"that one time WHAT THOUGH?????????"

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[CR]"Hello son!"

[SF]"Back from sucking King Lettuce's dick as he slowly ruins our goddamn economy? Our hierarchy will literally not exist in a couple centuries because of him just so you know."

[CR]"Goodbye son!"

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that's all i can think of. whenever sunflower cusses canonly you better cherish it.