Harvest But Incorrectly Quoted

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Sunflower: I am at THE brink!! I am nearing my limit!!! And when that happens, I'll!!! ...Do nothing, because I internalize everything.

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Cornflower: It's as cold as a bitch out here--

Sunflower: Language!

Cornflower: --I'm bitch. Maybe if you had let me finish my joke...

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Salt: Remember to drink water! Hydration is important!

Cornflower: No.

Salt: Then become the dirt I walk on.

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Light+Darkflower (Light): [draws pokemon on whiteboard and flips to show it] Guess the Pokemon.

Cornflower: I don't play Pokemon.

Light+Darkflower (Light): That's perfectly acceptable.

Light+Darkflower (Light+Dark): [writes on whiteboard "die"]

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Pepper: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube... Well, I think that'd be a neat noise!

Pumpkin: I... Beg to differ.

Pepper: Then beg.

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Durian: [on reddit 50/50] Two kids in a trenchcoat or two trenchcoats in a kid? This makes me laugh! A human emotion. [clicks on it]

Durian: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Durian: .......That would require two very clever trenchcoats! One to move the mouth and limbs, and the other to fill and compress the child's lungs!

Durian: [turns computer off] But I digress, as I am a whimsy boy!

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no thoughts head empty

i need to reread harvest and pick it back up sometime, i hope i didn't leave it too much of a messssss

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