Skits With My Characters

We Are Number One but it's Walgreens

what the hell did you expect

sportaflop?

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[WG]"Are you guys real villains?"

[BRC!WG]"I blew up an asshole's significant other and their property."

[GLTCH]"I'm actually just the embodiment of failure and my existence only reminds me of all of the mistakes I have made in life--"

[SA!WG]"I'm literally dead and an angel, obviously not."

[WG]"Everyone besides Sane G, have you ever caught a good guy? like...like a real superhero?"

[BRC!WG]"I imprisioned the asshole mentioned in a solar powered trap. But they escaped."

[GLTCH]"No, I've done nothing productive."

[WG]"...ALRIGHT! Well, I'll have to teach Glitch and Sane G how to be VILLAINS!"

[dooododoodledoodle DOOdoo, dododo DOOOdo DOOOdo DOdoDOdoDO]

[ALL]"HEY!"

[WG][horrified by the sudden exclamation]

[WG]"We are number one!"

[ALL]"HEY!"

[WG]"Now listen closely..."

[WG]"Here's a little lesson in trickery, this is going down in history--"

[BRC!WG][suddenly gets attacked by glitchgreens]"GODDAMMIT"

[GLTCH]"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[SA!WG]"guys, please..."

[WG][SIGH, LOUDLY,]"IF YOU WANT TO BE A VILLAIN NUMBER ONE, YOU HAVE TO CHASE A SUPERHERO ON THE RUN"

[transition]

[WG]"Just follow my moves, and sneak around, be careful not to make a sound--"

[GLTCH]"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[WG]"THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?"

[transition]

[WG]"we're horrible at this"

[ALL]"HEY!"

[Glitch and Sane try to get ANM Target in a net, except they're stacked and Sane is having a hard time hold up Glitch, and fail horribly with getting the net on her, it actually goes on Walgreens]

[ANM!TG]"I'm royally disappointed."

[WG]"AND I FEEL SO ATTACKED"

[transition]

[WG]"we're STILL horrible at this."

[WG]"Hahaha!!! Now look at this net, that I just found,"[throws back to everyone]"when I say go, be ready to throw!"

[SA!WG]"How do you just randomly find a net--"

[UT!WM casually walking by]

[WG]"GO"

[ALL WG AUS][throw net on walgreens]

[WG]"Throw it on HIM, NOT ME. Ugh, let's try something else."

[UT!WM]"YOU DID YOUR BEST!!!"

[transition]

[WG]"Now watch and learn, here's the deal, you slip and slide on this banana peel! HAHAHA--"

[SA!WG]"You do?"[slips on it]

[GLTCH]"Cool."[slips]

[BRC!WG][SIGH, slips on the banana peel]

[WG]"WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

[transition]

[INTENSE BABABABABABABABABABABABA]

[WG]"WE'RE GETTING NO BETTER AT THIS"

[MORE BABABABA'S]

[ALL AU WGS][fall down trap hole]

[WG]"You're all disappointments."

[WG]"But I guess you guys are still number one in a way,"

[WG]"because you're ME--"

[SA!WG]"ugh"

[ALL]"HEY HEY!"

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why did i do this i go to school in like a half hour