feat. unintroduced characters such as Avora the floating diamond guide with all the info, and the babes, Sugar and Spice.
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Pepper: GODDAMMIT NOT THEM AGAIN
Spice: You knooowwww, like...
Sugar&Spice: NYA!
Sunflower: What's so bad about them?
Pepper: THOSE SLUTS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO ONE-UP ME AND SALT!
Salt: they made us cookies once though...
Sugar: Okay, I'm a virgin, you can call Spice the slut.
Spice: fucking WHAT, Sugar?!
Sugar: I'M JUST SAYING YOU SLEPT WITH LIKE, 3 GUYS IN THE SPAN OF A MONTH SO FAR, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
Spice: OKAY, LOOK, ONE OF THEM WAS A GIRL--
Pepper: OH MY GOOOOOD.
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Salt: Wait. How do I know I'm wearing blue if I'm colorblind?
Pepper: ...Because I've helped you live this whole time? A Gobswantcher would've ate you by now without me.
Salt: I MEAN LIKE How much blue am I wearing? What does blue look like? WHAT IS COLOR???
Pepper: SIIIIGH Your hair is blue, your eyes are a light blue, your hood? Also blue. Pants? A dark blue. The only non-blue things are your shirt, shoes, and glasses.
Salt: my glasses aren't blue
Pepper: Nope.
Salt: WHAT COLOR ARE MY GLASSES
Pepper: Uh. Red. I thought we could share colors a bit. See my piercing? Blue. It makes people know that 'Oh, yup, they're bros'. You're lucky I'm good with colors."
Salt: That's only because you can SEE colors.
Pepper: I MEANT I KNOW WHAT COLORS LOOK AESTHETICALLY PLEASING WHEN MATCHED, YEESH
Salt: YOU DAMN COLOR-SEE-ERS ARE GONNA RUIN MY LIFE
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Pumpkin: ...Avora.
Avora: Yes?
Pumpkin: The fuck is that?
Avora: . . . . . . . . . That's a Urnovian Gelsker!
Sunflower: the heck kind of pokemon is that
Pumpkin: WHAT'S A POKEMON
S&P: G A S P
Salt: OKAY SO POKEMON IS BASICALLY A SERIES OF GAMES WITH AN ANIME WHERE YOU CATCH POKEMON THESE LITTLE CREATURE DUDES AND LIKE--
Pepper: [SCREAMING OVER PUMPKIN'S PURE STUPIDITY DUE TO NOT KNOWING WHAT POKEMON IS IN THE BACK]
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Sugar: Okaaaay, soooo, like........We're talking about this.
Spice: I mean like, she was really hot, was I supposed to NOT fuck her?
Sugar: I MEAN LIKE THIS MAKES ME DOUBT YOUR HONESTY AS A SISTER WHY HAVEN'T WE GONE OVER SEXUALITIES
Spice: UUUUUUh, because we're bad bitches and live for the rock and roll thrill in pastel and vibrant colors and too caught up in that to have a single serious conversation?
Sugar: ........I MEAN LIKE, YEAH, I GUESS?
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Pepper: I almost feel bad for Sunflower. Poor dude probably never said a cuss word in his life, and I don't know how.
Pumpkin: I bet he doesn't know what a vagina is.
Pepper: At this point? I bet so too.
Salt: if he doesn't know vagina's exist...he thinks all girls are traps...
Pepper: SALT DON'T LET YOUR THOUGHTS GO TO THAT--
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Salt: Why are we all named after edible things?
Pepper: Salt.
Salt: If Pumpkin eats a pumpkin, does that count as eating herself out--?
Pepper: SALT.
Salt: IF I EAT SOMETHING WITH MYSELF ON IT DOES IT COUNT AS CANNIBALISM OR DOES IT COUNT AS VORE
Pepper: HOLY SHIT SALT, SHUT UP.
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Sunflower: What's a vagina?
Pumpkin: FUCK
Pepper: oh goddammit
Salt: Want me to pull up a picture--
Pepper: SALT YOU'RE ON A FUCKING RAMPAGE, NO MORE OF YOUR SEXUAL BULLSHIT
Sunflower: WHAT DOES 'SEXUAL' MEAN
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Sunflower: What's the deal with eggplants? It's not an egg, it's not a plant--
Pepper: FUCK YOU, MY MOTHER WAS AN EGGPLANT
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I love these dudes, don't you?
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