top ten writing promps: this
plus old format for once using ____: instead of [__]" because im lazy
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Papyrus: Dad, look...[holds up cat treats that look like weed] It's the good kush!
Adidas: This is the dollar store, how good can it be?
Target&Paps: [DEAD] (A/N: this first one was inspired by the vine because i love it too much)
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Adidas: So I came across this thing, on the internet,
Papyrus: Continue.
Target: oh no
Adidas: ...What's a Pickle Rick?
Papyrus: oh my god
Target: oh my god
[after watching rick and morty]
Adidas: ...Why did no one tell me about this before? This is literally the perfect cartoon for me.
Target: Yeah well, we have to wait like two years for the next season now.
Adidas: ...No.
Target: Yup, that's how long it takes to create art like this.
Adidas: NO.
Target: I'm telling the truth, it's gonna be a loooong time.
Adidas: NOOOOooo
Target: Yeah, now we gotta cope with Szechaun sauce and Pickle Rick memes. It'll be hard to get through the hiatus.
Papyrus: The two horsemen of the apocalypse.
Target: THREE. YOU TOO.
Papyrus: Okay I'll be the dumb 3rd one who has no idea why they're there.
Target: You're smart!
Papyrus: if i say im not you'll fight me so let's say i am
Target: better
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Walmart: [glare]
Adidas: [glare]
Target: Boys, please.
Walmart: I don't forgive you still because you made Papyrus cry and that is the worst thing you can do.
Adidas: Let me guess, the worst thing you could do is my youngest son.
Papyrus: OH
Target: WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME FATHER!
Walmart: Actually, the worst would be your daughter, anyways--
Target: WALMART!
Adidas: [WHEEZE]
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Target: WHAT'S UP, SHITHEAD!
Adidas: [just trying to read] Jeg vil være i igjen fred, kan du gå?
Target: ...You know, you could've just said "Fuck off" and I'd fuck off, jeez.
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Pink&Paps&Target: [having conversation in japanese]
Adidas: WEEABOOS
Pink: ...It's a language.
Adidas: I heard the words "Osomatsu" and "San", you're not slick you fucking weebs.
Target: IT'S A GOOD SHOW
Adidas: GOOD FOR WEEABOOS THAT IS
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Adidas: Alright, new nicknames for the family.
Target: NOOO
Papyrus: But I liked Pappermint... The candy theme was nice...
Adidas: Honey, you're "Mother Weeaboo", like Mother Theresa but better.
Pink: Nice.
Adidas: Target, you're "I drink to forget but I always remember".
Target: ...Well you're not WRONG...
Adidas: Paps, you're "I signed up for weed class, not gene class!"
Papyrus: Something I'd do the next time I get high.
Adidas: And I'm "Rick Sanchez".
Target: WHAT WHY CAN'T I BE RICK
Adidas: Because I'm the one with a degree in science.
Target: ATLEAST I ACTUALLY HAVE A JOB
Papyrus: OOF
Adidas: ...WHO INVITED SASS INTO MY HOUSE? I WON'T BE SASSED IN MY OWN HOME
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i really like adidas as a casual 'not really an asshole' character. he's the clever guy with problems. he's a good man on the inside, i swear.
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