Author: circusfox
Genre: Fantasty (oh baby a double)
Cover: Whenever I look at this cover, i see one of those YouTuber banners, with the oddly neon writing, you know the ones. But I can also say this cover is AMAZEBALLS because of it. It fits, y'know? A
Chapters Read: Author's Note, Prologue, half of chapter one.
First Impressions: ho-le-crap do we got a lot of reading to do here. I didn't keep track, but I can safely say this book has a lot more than a thousand words, just by reading a small portion of the first chapter. The main character is shrouded in mystery, and by that I mean you miiiiiight have to read the first whole chapter (to be clear, I'm kinda short on time because I've been slackin') to get basic knowledge of the MC. But in my eyes, keeping a low MC profile is a good idea, because it opens up more plot lines or something this is my third book reviewing and I don't know these things Ho-le-crap this is a run on sentence but what I'm trying to get across is this is a good idea. And it took me almost 100 words to say that. I'm in no conditions to do this, somebody take over. Going back to the prologue, this book has SO MUCH AWESOMENESS! The prologue portraits some kinda epic battle between... Uh... We don't really know. The writer does a lot right, even though we need a flashlight for this plot fog. Like using HUMOUR IN HIS WRITING!! S+Final Rating: PERFECT!
This book gives me a hard... Uh... Set of nipples? Diamonds? Whatever it is, I looove it. Except for the hard nipples. I don't like those. This book doesn't show potential, it has it already, and too much of it. Hope you enjoy your cameo in my new book, Past Where Hell Ends! See you in the next review people!
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Lemon The Critic
RandomDoes this really need a blurb? Seriously? I think you get it that I'm doing a book critic service from the title. So yeah.