Newt Scamander x Reader

Drabble - Requests

Hello there! I am sure you probably want to request something so here is some ideas.

IF IT HAS A ¤ THAT MEANS I ALREADY HAVE DONE THAT PROMPT

Comment what number you want an example to go along with it.

Exp: I would like number 9 maybe something like you kept taking up the whole bed and newt kept telling you not too so finally he banished you from your bed and said something like that Idk I am to awkward for this

If you come across any skipped number its probably because I didn't want to do it or it was to sexual xD

-stolen off tumblr-

1) "That's starting to get annoying."

2) "Hey, hey, calm down. They can't hurt you anymore." ¤

3) "You can't just sit there all day."

4) "I'm too sober for this."

5) "I'm not here to make friends."

6) "I need a place to stay.."

7) "Well, that's tragic."

8) "You're seriously like a man-child."

9) "You can't banish me! This is my bed too!"

10) "The ladies love a guy who's good with kids."

11) "Dear Diary,.."

12) "She's hiding behind the sofa."

13) "I lost our baby."

14) "They are so cute when they're asleep.."

15) "I'd kill for a coffee...literally."

16) "You're getting crumbs all over my bed!"

17) "Good thing I didn't ask for your opinion."

18) "What's the matter, sweetie?"

19) "You're Satan."

20) I don't want to hear your excuse. You can't just give me wet-willies."

21) "I am bulletproof. But please.. don't shoot bullets at me."

22) "Did you just hiss at me?"

23) "Do you really need all that candy?" ¤

24) "It's six o'clock in the morning. You are not having vodka."

25) "I swear! I am not crazy!"

26) "The diamond in your engagement ring is fake."

27) "No. Regrets."

28) "How drunk was I?"

29) "How is my wife/husband more badass than me?"

30) "Be you. No one else can."

31) "I haven't slept in ages."

32) "I locked the keys in the car."

33) "Are you sure that's the decision you are wanting to make?"

34) "You work for me. You are my slave."

35) "Take your medicine."

36) "They're monsters."

37) "Welcome to fatherhood."

38) "Why can't you appreciate my sense of humor?"

39) "It's your turn to make dinner."

40) "The kids..they ambushed me." ¤

41) "Sorry isn't going to help when I kick your ass!"

42) "Stop being so cute."

43) "I feel like I can't breathe."

44) "You need to see a doctor."

46) "It was a joke, baby,.. I swear!"

47) "Dogs don't wear clothes!"

48) "I didn't think you could get any less romantic."

49) "Safety first. What are you? FIVE?"

50) "This is girl talk, so leave."

51) "Where am I going? Crazy? Wanna come?"

52) "There is a heard of them!"

53) "Do you think I am scared of a woman?"

54) "They're not your kids! Back the **** off!"

55) "You're a nerd."

56) "I'm late!"

57) "Just get home as soon as possible. Okay?"

58) "You smell like a wet dog."

59) "I could punch you right now."

60) "Are you going to talk to me?"

61) "Welcome back, now f-g help me."

64) "Here, take my blanket."

65) "I don't want you to stop.."

66) "How could I ever forget about you?"

67) "You're bleeding all over my carpet."

68) "Run for it!"

69) "We need to talk."

70) "Not everyone is out to get you, stop thinking that it's annoying."

71) "I want a pet."

72) "Just smile, I really need you to smile right now."

73) "I am not wearing a dress."

74) "I am not wearing a tie."

75) "Quit beating me up!"

78) "Don't argue. Just do it."

79) "I hope I am never stuck with you on a deserted island."

80) "Does he know about the baby?" ¤

81) "Hold still."

82) "I just ironed these pants!"

83) "Enough with the sass!"

84) "Show me what's behind your back."

85) "I am not going to be sympathetic until you to to a doctor."

86) "Fine. Don't say anything and make me worry."

87) "Stay awake."

88) "STOP INTERRUPTING ME"

89) "You are not interested, are you?"

90) "I am not buying Ikea furniture again."

91) "Tell me you need me."

92) "Oh, honey. I would never be jealous of you."

93) "I'm telling you. I'm haunted."

94) "I had a bad dream again.."

96) "Its Christmas, dont be mad."

99) How could you forget your son's birthday?"

100) "You can only suffer through my whining for so long before you get up and make me a sandwich."