new chat with harefoodna!
harefoodna: lmao john give me me biscuit back before i tell ringo and he won't give u sex for a week like last time
mccartp64: who is this?
harefoodna: stop pissing around u whore
mccartp64: look dumbass, you have the wrong person.
harefoodna: pretty sure ur john
mccartp64: ever heard of usernames??
harefoodna: oh fuck i misread it he has a 9 instead of a 4 shite
mccartp64: mccartp69? pretty sure he doesn't have the same name as me bud, and can you please get your grammar right? for fucks sakes you write like a two year old. wouldn't be surprised, you were literally going to tattletale on your friend.
harefoodna: actually i have an A+ in english, so you can suck it (:
mccartp64: you'd obviously would like that, since you practically suggested it.
harefoodna: nah bro you can be a 50 year old woman or man for all i kno
mccartp64: at least i wouldn't be a two year old, i'd rather be talking to a 50 year old.
harefoodna: and id rather be talking to a two year old!
mccartp64: wow, you actually used a mark to end your sentence with, congratulations!
harefoodna: sod off
mccartp64: glady, i don't want to deal with your stupid bloody arse anymore. like you have one lmao.
harefoodna: you git! i do have an arse, it's big round and plump like my fist :/
mccartp64: goodbye.
mccartp64 has left the chat
harefoodna: i don't know why you say goodbye, i say hello.
yes, i actually know grammar mcbitchp64.
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