new message from harefoodna!
harefoodna: paulie?
mccartp64: god just let me rest for a few minutes before you complain about your friends dick being too small
harefoodna: surprised you haven't punched me in the dick yet and telling me to sod off
mccartp64: i wasn't completely drunk last night, mcharrison.
harefoodna: cute
mccartp64: i know i am 😇
harefoodna: you're still a mcbitch to me
mccartp64: thank you hoefoodna 💞 plus, you just admitted that i'm cute.
harefoodna: i did not! plus, i've never seen your face in my life.
mccartp64:
harefoodna: fuck
mccartp64: is that a good sign or?
harefoodna: fuck yes like fuck me in the ass please daddy
mccartp64: i'm laughing so hard that my lungs are gonna fall off
harefoodna: but daddy :(
mccartp64: STOP IT
harefoodna: DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY MCCARTNEY
mccartp64: i'm gonna block you mcharrison
harefoodna: cute you ship us again
mccartp64: shurrup
harefoodna: and fine mccartney, like you can last without talking to me for five seconds
mccartp64: if you send me a picture of you then i won't block you
harefoodna: oh thank fucking god because i was gonna lose my shit if you left
mccartp64: you're being sarcastic, aren't you?
just send the damn pictureharefoodna:
mccartp64: of you looking at the actual picture dumbass
harefoodna: suck my ass mcfart
mccartp64: lemme just block your arse
harefoodna:
mccartp64: damn you should be the daddy
harefoodna: no you're the daddy
mccartp64: no you are
harefoodna: no
mccartp64: yes
harefoodna: suck my ass
mccartp64: gladly
harefoodna: love me
mccartp64: no thanks bye
mccartp64 has left the chat
harefoodna: i don't know why you say goodbye i say hello
// this is cringey what the fuck
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KIK ( mcharrison. )
Fanfictiona practically dumb story that's unprepared and probably will leave you in possible tears, being plain confused or you're laughing your ass off. btw the ending will be a surprise so i won't give a summary of what's going to happen. i'll make it up as...