-CHAPTER FIVE.

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new message from harefoodna!

harefoodna: paulie?

mccartp64: god just let me rest for a few minutes before you complain about your friends dick being too small

harefoodna: surprised you haven't punched me in the dick yet and telling me to sod off

mccartp64: i wasn't completely drunk last night, mcharrison.

harefoodna: cute

mccartp64: i know i am 😇

harefoodna: you're still a mcbitch to me

mccartp64: thank you hoefoodna 💞 plus, you just admitted that i'm cute.

harefoodna: i did not! plus, i've never seen your face in my life.

mccartp64:

harefoodna: fuck

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harefoodna: fuck

mccartp64: is that a good sign or?

harefoodna: fuck yes like fuck me in the ass please daddy

mccartp64: i'm laughing so hard that my lungs are gonna fall off

harefoodna: but daddy :(

mccartp64: STOP IT

harefoodna: DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY MCCARTNEY

mccartp64: i'm gonna block you mcharrison

harefoodna: cute you ship us again

mccartp64: shurrup

harefoodna: and fine mccartney, like you can last without talking to me for five seconds

mccartp64: if you send me a picture of you then i won't block you

harefoodna: oh thank fucking god because i was gonna lose my shit if you left

mccartp64: you're being sarcastic, aren't you?
just send the damn picture

harefoodna:

mccartp64: of you looking at the actual picture dumbass

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mccartp64: of you looking at the actual picture dumbass

harefoodna: suck my ass mcfart

mccartp64: lemme just block your arse

harefoodna:

mccartp64: damn you should be the daddy

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mccartp64: damn you should be the daddy

harefoodna: no you're the daddy

mccartp64: no you are

harefoodna: no

mccartp64: yes

harefoodna: suck my ass

mccartp64: gladly

harefoodna: love me

mccartp64: no thanks bye

mccartp64 has left the chat

harefoodna: i don't know why you say goodbye i say hello

// this is cringey what the fuck

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