engaged tO jOji?!?!?!

1 - proposal

I sit on my boring bed in my boring room as i watch some boring tv. i hate my life it is soooooooo boring. then suddenly my mom pops into my room
"swinsella!! a man is hear to see u?" she lowers her voice and leans down to my ear
"he's a jap so i would watch out" she winks.

i wonder who it is?????

i go to the door and see the one and only....joji miller!!!!!!! he looks more chink eyed in real life, u think.
"hey.....ive been stalking your fan account 'jojisno1babe' for months now and after a lot of time and research i now know that u r my one and only..." he ran his fingers through his hair shyly.

ur heart stops "omg!!!!! are u serious!!!!!!!!! ur my one and only too oh my god i love you so much" u jump at him and wrap yourself around his body and never want to let go. he sighs happily "i love u 2 babe....which is why i have something i want to ask u" he pries your very skinny and nice body off of him and sets u down and goes down on one knee.......ur heart starts racing

"Swinsella....my one and true love....will u pls marry me?"

:D "yes yes yes omg yay!!!!!"

he grabs out a gold ring with lots diamonds and puts it onto your finger

"its so pretty!" u say and look at it. best ring ever.

"bc we are now engaged u can be in my filthyfrank videos and u get to play as a character called Purple Girl and u will be Pink Guy's girlfriend" he grinned and kissed u on the cheek

this is the best thing that has happened to u in you're whole life!!!! u cant believe how lucky u r!