Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Angela To Stiles

<Angie>
STILES JFC WHERE ARE YOU IDIOTS?!

<Stiles>
me and Scott found a child

<Angie>
haha srsly

<Stiles>
no jokes there was a homeless chick sleeping in my freakin jeep and Scott almost sat on her

<Angie>
does she have giant Merida hair.

<Stiles>
yes! except its also long like Punzie. and its not all blonde, its more red blonde.

<Angie>
yeah, thats Alisons dealer. she told her to get into Lyd's car, told her it wouldve been at your house. guess we should have specified which car.

<Stiles>
YA THINK? JFC I THOT SHE WAS AN ALPHA! I WAS BOUT TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT!

<Angie>
just get on your way to my fucking house. and bring her.

<Stiles>
i am not a taxi cab.

<Angie>
but shes nice

<Stiles>
i didnt say i wasnt doing it, i just said wasnt happy about it.

<Angie>
her names' Ryann. with 2 n's. fyi.

<Stiles>
how did Alison come by this colourful character exactly?

<Angie>
ask her, shes the one who buys the weed. i think Ryann was her, ahem, night time lady friend.

<Stiles>
Ali buys sluts too now, thats great. btw why is it that we're all gay? isnt that a bit weird?

<Angie>
for the record, me lyd an alison arent technically 'gay'. we just like sleeping with people and happen to be friends.

<Stiles>
so. 1 homeless chick, 3 sluts without reservations, 4 gay dudes.

<Angie>
and a partridge in a motherfucking pear tree. shes not homeless btw

<Stiles>
then whO IS SHE?

<Angie>
ask Ali! and hurry the fuck up to get here jfc

<Stiles>
i would, but i have to make sure to take a route that dad wouldnt. hes on patrol and i must be careful to avoid him.

<Angie>
aya. ;)