Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Derek To Lydia

<Sourwolf>

im sorry

<Lydia>

he asleep again
i'll give him ur apologies when he wakes up

<Sourwolf>

no, for u
i mean im sorry for what i said to him but i was talking about u

<Lydia>

oh, well
we'll c if i accept that

<Sourwolf>

i was mad at u

<Lydia>

yeah i noticed

<Sourwolf>

and i dont know why i cant feel him
and i dont know why he calls u instead of me
but im glad ur there
for whatever reason

<Lydia>

i dont know either and iM THERE BC HE NEEDS ME NOT BC IM AFTER DA BOOTY DEREK
CALM
DOWN

<Sourwolf>

i am calm!

<Lydia>

EVERYONE ASSUMES I LIKE STILES
I DONT
EVEN ALISON WAS ALL OOH GOTTA GO PICK UP UR BOYFRIEEEEEND AND I HAD TO REMIND HER THAT I DIDNT GO THAT WAY ANYMORE
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

<Sourwolf>

speaking of lesbians what the fuck is up with malia and kira
is it necessary for one of their hands to be on the other one's ass at all times

<Lydia>

in a word, yes
they're like me ali and ang in our younger years

<Sourwolf>

i think malia is older than u tho

<Lydia>

point being we had a halloween three way once and alison shot out a window for a cupcake
then we had a lube race down the stairs and alison shoved a banana
nevermind u dont need to hear the banana story
but we were awesome once

<Sourwolf>

stiles told me the banana story, it was at that dumb halloween party and he was dressed like a whore
i remember it quite well

<Lydia>

see how is it that u 2 havent done the do ur both so sexual

<Sourwolf>

hes 17

<Lydia>

r u fckn wit me rn
UR WAITING
TIL
HES LEGAL?

<Sourwolf>

im not gonna become a pedophile okay!?

<Lydia>

laughing too hard rn i can breathe holy shit
oh god derbear ur hilarious sometimes
other times u piss me off
now is not one of those times

<Sourwolf>

u laugh all u want
im not getting arrested by his dad

<Lydia>

oh yeaaaaah sheriff stilinski hates u
OMG STILES WAS SUPPOSED TO MOVE BACK INNNNN

<Sourwolf>

well then he should
his dad's probably freaked out about him moving out

<Lydia>

well he can suck a dick
figuratively

<Sourwolf>

dont be that waaaaaaay

<Lydia>

okay fine
and what he did wasnt nearly as bad as what u keep doing to stiles

<Sourwolf>

HEY
THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR

<Lydia>

u set him off! hes fucking skittish and he doesnt do all this serious talk and when he does it comes spilling out like a fuking fountain

<Sourwolf>

i have to be able to TALK to him, i cant help it if he freaks out!

<Lydia>

he is a frayed wire
hes skittish and twitchy and he has a lot going on
actually, he has nothing going on, and thats his problem
so let me sort this out
let him live with his dad
and then it'll all be fine

<Sourwolf>

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS RIGHT GIDDAMMIT I HATE YOU

<Lydia>

im always right bc im a genius and i have good hair
ur stupid and balding

<Sourwolf>

bALDING WHAT
IM NOT GOING BALD

<Sourwolf>

MAN I CANT GO BALD

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