Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Stiles To Lydia

<Stilinskabitch>

REEEEEEEEED I NEED ASSISTANNNNCE

<Red>

what is it love

<Stilinskabitch>

SCOTT WAS MAKING FUN OF ME FOR NOT HAVING SEX COS APPARENTLY HES HAVING ALL THE SEX, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK EVER SCOTT IDC BUT THEN HE WAS LIKE WHEN U GONNA DO THE DO AND I WAS LIKE WHEN I DO AND HE WAS LIKE WHEN DOES DEREK WANNA DO THE DO
AND NOW IM WORRIED

<Red>

HOW MANY TIME HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LISTEN TO SCOTT ABOUT ANYTHING EVER

<Stilinskabitch>

seven

<Red>

tHIS IS WHY U LISTEN TO ME NOT HIM HE IS DUMB
but srsly dont let scott tell u when to frickle its not a race
also scott bottoms soooo

<Stilinskabitch>

u cALLED ME A BOTTOM
ALSO EW Y DO U KNO HE BOTTOMS

<Red>

u r but to derek
being bottom to lahey pretty much makes u a dandelion
and i kno these things ok dont ask questions

<Stilinskabitch>

buttttt what if derek like

<Red>

what if derek WHAT
lseriously what the actual fuck are u so afraid of him for
besides the fact hes mean and grumpy to everyone
but like sERIOUSLY

<Stilinskabitch>

HES TOO FREAKING NICE
ITS SCARY
HE USED TO BE LIKE
SLAM HEAD ON WALLS AND RIP OUT THROAT WITH TEETH
NOW HE TREATS ME LIKE A LAMB
A SOCIALLY DEFECTIVE LAMB

<Red>

u r precious lamb
special needs lamb

<Stilinskabitch>

STFU I NEED SAGE ADVICE FROM THE WISE MENZARD LYDIA

<Red>

alison says to just have sex
i say talk to him

<Stilinskabitch>

r u like keeping her in ur closet or something

<Red>

not letting her out
of
my
sight

<Stilinskabitch>

thats sweet

<Red>

oh go shove a dick in ur ass
OH WAIT

<Stilinskabitch>

COLD HEARTED
U R A COLD HEARTED FIEND