Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Stiles To Lydia

<Stilinskabitch>

dereks a teenager and peters taking his powers bc of ry and ali but he wont expand on that so what the fuckle buckle

<Red Queen>

bring derek to school
get him registered as ur cousin miguel
no family in the states or something
now repeat to me exactly what he said about alison

<Stilinskabitch>

he said he needed dereks powers partly bc alison cant run on blood and aloe forever
then he made a fatherly rant about how you needed her bc we fuck u up and alison wasnt dying bc he wouldnt let her
thats all he said

<Red Queen>

and about ry?

<Stilinskabitch>

that she'll leave him cos thats what cats do
idk why
he stopped making sense after that, said he was an architect and i couldnt see his blueprint

<Red Queen>

ele é tão estúpido, que eu juro que ele vai para acabar nos matando com seu fodido metáforas e esquemas de ridículas porque ele pode não apenas ser razoável ele me deixando LOUCO!

<Stilinskabitch>

um, red?

<Red Queen>

what

<Red Queen>

you know when i get angry i vent in portugese

<Stilinskabitch>

think gold over blue honey
everythings gonna be gold over blue

<Red Queen>

ouro sobre azul
yes
thank you

<Stilinskabitch>

no problem
so i get derek to school and then what

<Red Queen>

i'll figure it out
imma gonna take care of everything

<Stilinskabitch>

thanks mama

<Red Queen>

no prob boo
now get ur hot lil piece of ass to school i wanna c teen derek

<Stilinskabitch>

oh honey he is FINE
im taking so many selfies with him to make sure i never forget

<Red Queen>

#Snapchat

<Stilinskabitch>

u kno it byoooootch