"Peter?"
"Yes. Why do you always start calls by asking if it's me, you called, it's obviously-"
"Because half the time you're not the one who picks up. And that's not what I need right now! Focus! Police station, come down, we need you,"
"Who needs me? And why?"
"Chick who took your money wants to talk to you,"
"Does she really?"
"Yes,"
"I'll be there. By the way, it's not that I don't pick up, it's that Janie like to take people's phones,"
"I noticed, she took mine earlier. Get here quickly,"
"I am, jeez. Calm down kiddo,"
"Do you like Malia?"
"Wow, that came out of nowhere. And yes, I do, why?"
"Because it seems like you keep her at arms length and you make faces sometimes- I dunno. I can read people,"
"She's... She is her mother's daughter,"
"She's nothing like- Oh my GOD PETER HALE YOU WHORE!"
"I TOLD YOU GUYS! I SAID I WAS A WHORE!"
"You did not! You lied! You deliberately implied!
"Implications are just..."
"She's not Ryann's?!"
"She's barely even mine! I tried to raise the brat with Jeanie and then she murdered some people and went coyote,"
"Y- I can't even deal right now. Get here now. Right now. Now,"
"Okay. Jeez,"
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Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)
FanfictionJust a little bit of Sterek Or maybe a lot of Sterek Okay who am I kidding the whole fic is Sterek fluff. Except for the Scisaac, Which is also very fluffy. All in all, this is just a very homosexual, Teen Wolf piece of cotton candy for you to shove...
