Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Danny To Jackson

<Danny>

okay okay so get this
they brought alison back to life
and derek hale is a teenager

<Jax>

oh my god no way

<Danny>

ready to move back to the states NOW?

<Jax>

sorry, no can do
also i told u 2 come with me

<Danny>

yes but i live here
i dont just wanna leave

<Jax>

so y r u txtin me 4 the first time in a month

<Danny>

to tell u bout the crazy shit

<Jax>

which is y u should leave

<Danny>

heh
maybe when my life begins to get threatened on a weekly basis
right now its only once a month or so

<Jax>

u miss me
admit it

<Danny>

do not

<Jax>

do too

<Danny>

well u must miss me
bc i havent txted u in a month and u responded in ten seconds

<Jax>

thats bc i was
um
already
txting someone

<Danny>

uh huh sure

<Jax>

well i gotta go have lunch with the queen
pip pip, deuchio

<Danny>

OMG STAAAAHP

<Jax>

never
im adorable

<Danny>

r not
also ur ex gf is a lesbian now

<Jax>

her and argent, i know
its kinda hot
whats mccall doing with himself?

<Danny>

lahey

<Jax>

*le gasp* NOH

<Danny>

YAH
TIS CRAY I KNOW

<Jax>

u infected everyone dan
u made them gay

<Danny>

oh yes totally
good thing u escaped to england b4 u caught my homo

<Jax>

idk my neighbours are gay so i might have it with u too
one of them looks kinda like sherlock lmao

<Danny>

OMGGGGG

<Jax>

yeah
i havent seen his bf face tho just the back of his head
he wears ugly ass sweaters

<Danny>

ITS SO JOHNLOCK

<Jax>

i watched one episode of that show
and only bc u made me
so dont drag me into this thing that ur doing