Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Stiles To Derek

<Sexyyy>

hay

<Hot Stuff>

whaddup

<Sexyyy>

cora requests our presence

<Hot Stuff>

y tho

<Sexyyy>

cos she loooooves u

<Hot Stuff>

she hates me
and also who is on

<Sexyyy>

wAIT WHAT
WHO AS IN DOCTOR WHO AS IN IM MISSING THE PREMIERE AS IN CAPALDI AOJSKWKENWKKA WHAT

<Hot Stuff>

DID U NOT KNO?!

<Sexyyy>

NO DEREK
NO I DID NOT KNO

<Hot Stuff>

WTF
GET ON BBC

<Sexyyy>

I CAN'T IM IN THE KITCHEN

<Hot Stuff>

DOING WHAT

<Sexyyy>

MAKING COOKIES AND TEXTING YOU

<Hot Stuff>

WELL CALM THE FUCK DOWN IM COMING OVER
I MUST SAVE U FROM YOSELF

<Sexyyy>

YES U MUST

<Hot Stuff>

so i dont have to c cora?

<Sexyyy>

R U JOKIN ME?!
DOCTOR WHO IS ON
FUCK CORA

<Hot Stuff>

i dont wanna fuck cora
i wanna fuck u

<Sexyyy>

awwwww u makin me blush sourwolf

<Hot Stuff>

its my job
terrifying, omnipotent alpha of beacon hills
and boyfriend to one squishy dork

<Sexyyy>

who's this squishy dork u speak of
im a hot muscled cool kid

<Hot Stuff>

oh, my apologies
i couldnt tell bc ur so thin and pale

<Sexyyy>

hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHaHA DEREK HALE IS SO FUNNY HA HA HA HA

<Hot Stuff>

i know im hilarious

<Sexyyy>

ur a dweeb
now hurrrry

<Hot Stuff>

okAY OKAY IM COMING JEEZ

<Sexyyy>

u better b or u dunt get cookies

<Hot Stuff>

*le gasp* NOT THE COOOKIES! DUNT TAKE THE COOOOKIES!

<Sexyyy>

hah
i knew my baking skills would catch me a man one day

<Hot Stuff>

well, ur baking skills and ur dashing personality
and cute nose

<Sexyyy>

oh, stop
no keep going i like to hear u sing my praises

<Hot Stuff>

ur eyes
and ur skin
and ur fingers
and ur mouth
and ur eyelashes
and ur little booty

<Sexyyy>

aWWWWWWWW UR LITERALLY THE CUTEST U GET ALL THE COOKIES

<Hot Stuff>

YAAAAASSSSS COOKIES

<Sexyyy>

yUSSSSSSSSSSS