Not Nearly Metta

Some Things Never Change

     “I want to go by and see the house but Antonio made me promise that I won’t go over there” I said to Carson. “It’s about time he finally told you about the house, do you know how hard it is to keep something this big from you” she said. “No I don’t since I’m just hearing about this secret of yours Cars” I said acting like I was upset. But truthful I was happy to hear she was in a relationship. I didn’t care for many of the people she dated and for her being such a sweet and beautiful person both in and out I knew she could do better than the clowns she dated. But she knew I was happy for her. “He’s not a secret and his name is Don” she said. Before I could say anything her phone started to vibrate. HEY CARSON, I WAS JUST THINKING OF YOU SO I THOUGHT I’LL SEE HOW YOUR DAY IS GOING. “Let me guess that was a text message from Mr. Don Parker himself” I said laughing as she read the text in a low voice that I had to strain to hear. She nodded yes and laughed as she started to text him back. “And aren’t you just ear hustling” she said. “Well tell me about Mr. Perfect” I said with my elbows on the table and my head rested in them blinking my eyes like a little girl who wanted all the tea on the latest gossip. Letting her know she had my undivided attention.

      “What can I say he’s tall, dark and handsome? Like not just high school most popular guy crush fine or college star football player fine. I mean movie star fine. He has a lineup with long neat dread locks down his back that I would like to hold on to while I ride him like a stallion. His eyes are dark brown with thick eye brows and his smile is to die for. Like his teeth were so white you would think I was his dentist how much I would be all up in the man grill. His lips weren’t big but they were just as kissable. His go-t-beard was low cut and neat not a single hair was out of place. And trust me if there was one I would know.  Now, his body on the other hand was just superior to any man I ever met. I can’t even explain how it looks other then GOT DAMN. When that man walks pass me I instantly get wet. And don’t let him smile at me I be ready to jump his bone right then and there. He is just breath taking in every way”. Carson said and from the look on her face it looked like she zoned out for a while and entered her own world.

          “Hello Carson can you hear me in there” I said trying to snap her out of day dream by waving and snapping my fingers and her face. “Yea girl I’m sorry I was just thinking” Carson said. “Yea I know I heard” I said smiling remember how I get lost in my own world when I think of Antonio. “Well he is an architect and it is his construction company that is working on you and Antonio house” she said. “I like him already” I said as we both laughed “how you two meet”. “Antonio asked me if I could pick something up from David on my way to work and that he will get it from me later. When I got to the sight this short little chubby man was yelling at me that I couldn’t be there without a hard hat on. I was trying to explain to him that I needed to see David but he he wasn’t trying to hear me. Then this tall, fine, sexy, black man came to my rescue” she said smiling amd looking up. “Okay don’t you think you’re putting on a little extra now” I said cracking up laughing. “Hell no if anything I’m short changing it and giving you the PG 13 version so shut the hell up and let me tell you my damn story. Shit if I want to put him butt ass booty naked on a beach I will you just let me do me damn it to hell” she said sculling at me. “Okay, okay, I’m sorry tell the story I won’t interrupt no more” I said putting my hands up in a surrender gesture. “Thank you” she said with a smirk as I relaxed to listen to the rest of the story. “Now as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted he came to my rescues and told the little fat round man that he would handle it. And like that he shut up and walked away. Well I explained that I needed to pick some papers up from David. He told me he could not allow me in the back where he was but that he would get him and in the mean time I needed to wear a hard hat. When he came back with David he shook my hand and told me that he hopes to see me again soon. David told me as we walked to his car to get the papers to give to Tony that Don thought I was beautiful but he didn’t know if I had a man or not so to make a long story short before I left I went up to Don and asked him out and we’ve been dating every since” she said with the biggest smile I ever seen on her face. “I’m so happy to see you so happy Carson, you truly deserve it” I said smiling. “Thanks girl these pass three months made me so happy. He’s the perfect gentleman, friend, lover, and I just love his family. Yes girl before you asked I meet his family already he is big on family. And were going back to California next weekend so he can meet mines” she said. “He don’t need a green card do he” I joked. “No he was born in the states” she said laughing. “As long as he makes you happy, I’m happy” I said patting her on the hand. “Lela I’m telling you he really does. If I had to explain him in one sentence I would say: my future husband and baby daddy. A phrase: Campbell soup because he is mum mum good. Snack: Pringles cause once I pop I can’t just cum once. Song: I Need You by Lloyd because I do. Hell one word fine. Tyrese, Taye Diggs, Blair Underwood, don’t compare to him” she said. “Okay, okay I get it damn, I know more then I need to know. What ever happen to TMI, Too Much Information” I said interrupting her. “I’m just saying Lela, he’s good to me and my body” she said giggling. “I get it Cars” I said trying to shut her up. “I’m just saying the sex is phenomenal, I can’t tell my own friend no my own best friend since childhood that the sex is great. I wish we were born during Adam and Eve era just to see his big snake slang around all day” she said knowing I didn’t want to hear about their sex life it made me uncomfortable. She gets a kick out of making me uncomfortable with her sex humor. “Okay Carson that is enough. KILL THE VISUAL PLEASE JESUS” I said stretching my hands to the sky with my eyes close. She thought the shit was hilarious but I didn’t. “I’m just saying Estela got her groove back but I didn’t have to leave the states to do it. Well I never lost it but I never had it like this” she continued as she laughed. “Girl we’ve been having wild monkey jungle sex keeping all the neighbors up. We’ve been going at it like dogs in heat out in public. It don’t matter where we are or the time. We fuck more than rabbits Lela” she continued. “Okay bye Cars” I said throwing down the tip for our waitress. “I’m just saying wild animal sex is better than regular sex you should try it” she said walking behind me. “I get it Cars you can shut up now and my sex life is fine” I said rolling my eyes. “We’ve even ate pastries from the restaurant off of each other. Ummm thinking about it right now is making me” “okay Carson that’s enough, I don’t want to hear no more” I said cutting her off and paying the bill and walking out. “Hold up you haven’t had sex at the restaurant have you” I asked no really sure if I wanted to know the answer. “No, but hey that sounds like a good idea Lela” she said. “Eeeeew Cars people eat there, hell Antonio, Nikki and I eat there not to mention it is my favorite place and pastry restaurant. “Oh Lee I won’t do it in the kitchen” she said looking as if she was considering the places she would have sex.

   “Wait up Lee” she shouted out after me as I walked out the café. Ugh she makes me sick sometimes. I didn’t slower my paste or turn around I kept going as if I didn’t hear her.