Chapter 18

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Hitomi's Pov

I could still feel people staring at me. "TAK A PICTURE IT'LL lAST LONGER!" I snapped at them. They looked away, butt still stole glances at me. How annoying.

They marveled at Gaara's stalker card and looked at Lee's with intrest, but when he pulled out mine Sasuke grabbed it. 

"Hey! No touch!" Kabuto said taking the card oout of his hand and he started to read out loud,"Princess Murasaki Hitomi of the Night,"

I winced at that name. Like hell I'm a princess, just because my clan was the ruling clan of Yamigakure and I am the last doesn't mean I'm a princess.

Baka.

Great, your back.

Thats right.

Just go away.

Like hell.

"D ranked missions: 43, C Ranked Missions: 15, B Ranked Missions: 5, A Ranked Missions: 2, S Ranked Missions: 3. Looks like someones been busy."

"They were favors." I mumbled.

Sasuke looked at me with wide eyes," 2 A- ranked and 3 S-ranked?''

"Hehehe, long story actually." I said nervously rubbbing the back of my head.

"Back to the cards, lets see. Wow, your speed is... woah, your fast aren't you? Taijutsu, your good at hm? Ninjutsu, your okay, not that good. Heh. Ganjutsu, okay too, not really, your not bad. Specializes in weapons and poisons. Lets see anthing special about you? Oh! You have the yorugan. Nice. Darkness element, cool. And whats this? Gold Cur-"

I ripped the card out of Kabuto's hand and popped it into my mouth. "YUM. NOM NOM NOM." I swallowed it. Ew gross paper.

"Whats the unkno-"

"CAN I SEE HOSHI HARUKA?" I asked interupting Sasuke. I am not in the mood.

Kabuto nodded.

"Lets see, she's pretty fast, not as fst as you, but still fast. She has high stamina. She's not that good in taijutsu, very good at ninjutsu and okay at genjutsu. Woah,you guys are like opposites."

I rolled my eyes,"Continue.

"Special abilities, she had the Itamigan, wow! And she has Light element."

I nodded. Good to know!

"Anything on sound ninjas?" Sasuke asked.

"Nope sorry, they are relativle new and small village so I have no info on them."

Suddenyl this guy hit Kabuto and he spit out blood.

Of course I started laughing like crazy. "HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA, THAT GOLD!"

People stared at me like I was crazy, which I probably was.

"Sound ninjas! Calm down!" shouted a random guy poofing from nowhere.

"O.o"

"Now each of you will be given a number and we are taking a written test."

Cue glares on Naruto.

Any way I got a really cool number, it was.... I can't remember, but I sat next to Gaara.

"Gaara!" I glomped him.

He glared,"You want me to kill you?"

"I'mma slap you wit a FEESHEE!"

"The hell is wrong with you."

"Why do people always ask me that."

"SHUTUP!" shouted Ibiki, the examiner.

"STOP BEING A CREEPER!" I shouted back.

Everyone sweat dropped and people started to lower expectations for me. Good.

"Begin!"

I flipped over my test. OH. MY GOD.

SO. MANY. WOOOOORDS!!!!!

Cheating time! I didn't feel like reading today. I turned one my yorugan and started to cheat off Gaara. I finished first since he acually had to read it, think it, and then write it. While I just wrote it.

On the back of my test I drew a picture of a unicorn/ octopus thing, that had puppy ears. ITS A UNIOCTOPUPPI! I wrote "unioctopuppi" in big words over my creation. So beautiful.

"What is wrong with her?" I heard from none other then.... GAARA.

"I am mentally stable." I whispered to him. 

"How did you?"

I looked up at him, my yorugan still on.

"Oh."

Awkward silence.

"So who did you cheat off of?"

"You."

"..."

"END!" shouted Ibiki. Then he went all creepy and was like do you want to answer the tenth question, but  just blocked it out and sarted to color my Unioctopuppi.

"You all pass!" Said ibiki.

Yay.

Then the girl that looked really cool crashed in and was like,"Follow me to the 2nd exam!"

She's officially cool,"HECK YEAH!" yelled jumping on my desk.

"I LIKE YOU!" She yelled at me grinning.

I grinned back at made a victory sign.

"Your early Anko." Ibiki said.

"Huh? Really?"

Ibika nodded.

Oh well, lets go the Forest of Death!" she sang as if she was talking about the land of gum drops and marshmallows. 

She.

Is.

Officially.

The.

Awesomest.

Person.

Ever.

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Yeah so I hav no idea when i'm gonna updat so bye!

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