In Konoha Book 1: My Happy Place

Chapter 1

Hiyas! so if you dont know what naruto is, this story will be agonizingly confusing for you. :) I suggest for you to go and watch the anime RIGHT NOW. (www.animecrazy.net) and for all you naruto fans, HI O__O

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Chapter 1

Hitomi's POV

I awoke to the ringing of my annoying alarm clock. GRRR! I groaned as I tried to find the snooze button, but was unfortunately unsuccessful.

Me, having the short temper I had, yelled at it and threw it against the wall. "REALLY? HITOMI, REALLY?" I yelled at myself. 

I stretched the sleepiness from my arms and lazily walked over to the my poor alarm clock which was now a useless pile of broken glass.

"I'm so sorry." I mumbled to it as i cleaned the mess up. R.I.P. Alarm Clock No. 273, he shall be remembered by all alarm clock-kind and be saluted for being brave enoug to serve the most horrendous owner, Hitomi! 

I chuckled at myself, I am a very bad alarm clock owner. Many of my alarm clocks had died they way No. 273 had, but he actually survived 4 of my tantrums.  Very good alarm clock, I'm sorry that I had killed you, please forgive me.

I then realized. "OH FUDGE MONKEYS I'M GONNA BE LATE!" I screamed. 

I ran around my small apartment grabbing black pants, black shirt, and a black hoodie. I know what your thinking. "WHERE IS THE LOVE?" Hahhahahaha, no just kidding its probably,"WHERE IS THE COLOR?" And to you people eho think this I say these 3 words of wisdom. I. DON'T. CARE. :)

I'm not even a genin yet, so why should I care? I'll start wearing ninja clothes when I graduate the academy. Because then at least I feel like I deserve them. 

I quickly threw my hair in a ponytail and combed my bangs. I focused my chakra to keep my bangs covering the right side of my face. I looked in the mirror and cried out,"WHY DO I LOOK SO FRIGGIN EMO?" My bangs. FAIL.

I then ran as fast as my young ninja legs could carry me to the academy. WAIT! I didn't have breakfast. I looked around and saw an apple tree. SCORE! I picked one and ate it fast, then ran again to the school.

I was just in time to see Naruto getting yelled at by our teacher, Iruka-sensei.

Naruto Uzumaki was the class clown. He played pranks and was alwasy in trouble. He reminded me of a monkey. Heheheheh. Naruto was kind of short, wore an orange jumpsuit, (And you guys say I need a ew outfit!) and had cerulean blue eyes. He also had whisker like markings on his cheek. When I first met him, being me, I screamed HELLO KITTY and started poking him. He thinks I am insane. :)

Finally, Irukz noticed me standing in the doorway,"Oh, Hitomi." I stepped in and let me tell you I say silly things when I feel awkward. I raised my right hand in a wave like manner,"Well, hi there!" 

'REALLY, HITOMI? REALLY?' I  yelled inside my head.

Iruka chuckled,"Hi to you, too! You can sit in any of the two open seats."

I looked around and spotted the only empty seats in the room. Of course, it was next to.....I mentally shivered, Sasuke Uchiha. I groaned and felt the fan girls staring daggers into my back. I took the seat furthest away from Sasuke.

Sasuke Uchiha was an arrogant, seemingly emo, dude that thought he was "all that" just because he's an Uchiha. Apparently, the only word he knew was "Hn." because thats all he said. It was SO FRIGGIN ANNOYING! He also had his hair shaped like a duck's butt. I don't get it! it like defies gravity!!! And don't get me started on his fan girls. 

Every girl IN THE WORLD was obsessed with Sasuke. Excepting me, because thats just how cool I am.

Sakura Haruno and Ino had to me the WORST. With their high pitched voices and random squealing, it just made me twitch thinking about it! I wanted to stuff my sock in there mouth, maybe then they would shut up.

At last it seemed as if Iruka had finished chewing out Naruto nd announced to the class that because of Naruto, we had a surprise test on Transformation Jutsu. Argh.

"How troublesome." Shikamaru Nara said. Chouji Akimichi just nodded and stuffed his face with chips.  I sweat dropped.

Shikamaru Nara was a smart guy, and I mean like REALLY smart. He had an IQ of over 200. He was just so lazy. His best friend is Chouji Akimichi is uh... fat in the nicest way possible. Just don't say it to his face, he will seriously kill you. I always see him eating. It kind of grosses me out.

"Chouji if you keep eating you might throw up." Kibe Inuzuka said.

Kiba Inuzuka and his dog, Akamaru are always together. Kiba had these little red marks on his face, I don't know whether he was born that way or its makeup, though his sister has them, too. CONFUSION! By the way his dog is SO CUTE! It makes me want to have one, but I don't have room at my place, plus thats a extra mouth to feed. I live alone, I'm not exactly rich unlike Mr. Duck Butt-Haired Emo Uchiha.

All the students lined up, including me, and the test started. While waiting my thoughts wandered to Iruka. Whats up with the scar on his nose? And whats with him and Naruto? He seemed to care about the little monkey thing. I would see Iruka treating him to ramen at Ichiraku's. Naruto would eat at least 12 bowls of miso ramen and Iruka would just watch sweat dropping.

I smiled, at least Naruto wasn't totally alone. He was like me living alone, though, I don't know his story. I know that duck butt's brother killed the whole clan, so he was the last Uchiha. He doesn't have to be so cold about it though, you don't see me acting THAT coldly toward other people.

"Hitomi?" I stepped up to Iruka and did the Jutsu. "Great job, Hitomi! You know that if you actually did your homework, you would have better grades then even Sasuke!"

I looked up at him,"I only do it when I feel like it."

He looked at me sweat dropping,"You  NEVER do your homework."

I flashed a smile,"Exactly!"

I knew even without looking that the whole class was sweat dropping. Hehehehehhe. When I got back to my seat, my expression blankened and I zoned out. 

It was peaceful until I felt someone's gaze. I turned, not in the least surprised to see that it was duck butt glaring at me. My face held my blanck expression and I stared back at him. After a few minutes he looked away glaring out the window.

I almost facepalmed, Who glares at clouds? Clouds are cool, man! I swear he needs to stick a banana in his ear! (Charlie the Unicorn Reference XD)

Once everone finished with the test we were dismissed and Iruka reminded us of our Final Examination tomorrow.

I ran into my house ignoring my rumbling stomach and fell asleep instantly. Boy was I tired.