How to Not Kill your New Roommate

Chapter Six: Not in Her Good Graces

they finally finished cleaning, and some how managing to get Jack with his herd of hairy fat beast's he called his cats out of their home.

Grace looked around the kitchen seeing all the counter's covered in bags full of cookies, She tried to throw away the one's that where on the floor but Ally wouldn't have it going on about the five second rule.

Of course Ally also went on about how clean Grace kept the floors, which was very true. After five minutes of fighting over it Grace finally gave up, while Ally was victorious.

" UUUUGGGHHHH!! fine keep the stupid cookies! but don't come complaining to me when you get sick!" Grace warned, stomping away while Ally grabbed the cookies that were going to be in the trash with a smug smile and walked off into the kitchen with her head held high.

When she made it to the couch, Grace sat down on it with Ally, both wanting to finished the anime that they were watching. Just as they were getting into it Grace noticed that there wasn't a small little fluff ball on hers or Ally's lap.

Panicking slightly, Grace looked around the living room from her spot on the couch, and didn't see Asuna in sight. Grace looked Ally and saw that her eye's were glued to the TV not noticing that Asuna wasn't around.

" Hey Ally When was the last time you saw Asuna?" Grace asked nudging her shoulder.

" she was with us before the crazy cat man came by, but since he left I haven't seen her." Ally shrugged, glancing at her a moment before drawing her eye's back to the TV seeing that there was a big fight seen going on.

if Ally hadn't seen her since Jack came by....

Then it hit her, Grace shot up from the couch noticing that from her fast movement she made Ally yelp, while she fell off the couch in a heap of blankets.

" That little!!!" She screeched, and started running towards the door completely ignoring Ally's questions as she made her way toward their door.

When she got to the door she grabbed the nob and slammed the door open not caring if her neighbors could hear her or not, and started to run toward's one of the door's that had a cat picture's all over it and a welcome rug in front of it that had
"Wipe your paws" with cat paws all over it

When Grace made it she started shouting out threats while banging on it with her first. With Ally not far behind, following right behind her trying to see what was going on.

" GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE YOU CRAZY INGREAT RIGHT THIS INSTANCE!!!!" when she didn't get a reply she was going to start again, but Ally put her hand on her shoulder.

" Grace can you freakin tell me what the heck your doing," Ally asked, in her usual cool kid voice.

" Don't mess with me!" Grace yelled out, giving her a cold glare, which Ally just lifted her hand away, then started waving her hands in surrender and said

" or not you don't have to heh..heh..heh.." Ally laughed nervously, clearly freaked out a little as she backed away.

Grace just looked at her one more time then started to bang on the door again.

When no one came out Grace finally got fed up and lifted the welcome matt that revealed a key. She bent down and picked it up and unlocked the door while growling about what she was going to do to him when she got her hands on him, and entered the apartment.

when they entered the apartment they where bombared by cat's all around. Ally looked around and saw that she couldn't hardly see the floor because there was so many cats around, But Grace didn't seem to be affected by it in the slightest, as she expertly moved around the furry felines.

Ally could only guess that Grace came here often. Her thoughts were cut off when she heard someone's screaming coming from  the room that Grace went in.

" YOU EVIL LITTLE CAT LOVER WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!!!! YOU'LL WITH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN!!!!" Grace could be heard yelling, Then She heard something crash to the floor.

Ally was Contemplating on whether she should go in there or not.

She saw Jack run out of the room holding his arm's over his head trying to protect it from something, When he was right beside Ally she saw a shoe come flying towards him and hit him on the back of his head making him fall into the ocean of cats that she was trying to navigate around.

Ally just stood there in shock 'what the heck was that?!?!'she thought as she was about to help him she heard growling from behind her.

Ally stilled and slowly turned around to see Grace with a dark demented aura surrounding her, Ally saw that one of her shoe's where missing which was probably what hit jack on the head o moment ago...

As Ally stood there she lifted her hands in surrender laughing nervously for a second time that night, trying to not to attract the glare that was pointed towards their neighbor.

Jack groaned from the pain that was coming  from the back of his head and sat up, completely oblivious about Grace coming up behind him, with a glare that could kill.

While Grace walked towards him she passed Ally something in a blanket Growling out" hold her for a sec while I deal with our cat hoarding, dog mailing friend here." Ally looked down at what Grace handed her and saw Asuna looking up at her wagging her tail in exictment.

She looked towards Grace then At Asuna confused as to how their dog got here. Until she remembered that the last time she saw Asuna at their Apartment was when Jack was over sooooon he must of stolen her while they weren't looking!?!?!?!

Ooooooohhhh she was going to kill that man, But she was already beaten to the punch literally by Grace who was now hold him up by the collar of his shirt.  She smirked as she watched Grace beat the living day light's out of the poor yet deserving man infront of her. 

When Grace was done, Jack was just lying there in pain groaning by every little movement he made. Grace leaned over him with a sickly sweet smile.

"Now you know to never steal someone's dog and try to mail them off to china again," she said in a sweet little girl voice.

When Grace turned around she was met with a smirking, Ally who was holding onto Asuna. Grace just smiled sweetly like nothing happened and grabbed Ally's arm dragging her out the door.

"Come on Ally we have more anime to watch!!!" Grace exclaimed as she shut their neighbor's door and put the key back where it came from, and fixed the rug as well.

As they were going down the hall, Ally could only think of whom she'd make Grace cosplay as when she introduced cosplay to her. Grace just smiled as they went inside and started cooking dinner as it was her night to, and acted like nothing happened at all, which slightly scared Ally...
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Heya guys!
Hope you enjoyed that chapter by Fire1999, as usual on the even chaps I do editing, as this is a collaboration.
Cheers!
R.J.