My Big Book of Sinful Things

Wtf

I don't know and I gave up a little half way through soz

It was another beautiful day at the Lestanson High School. Students were all over the campus talking with friends or doing whatever normal teenagers did. Sinful bastards. As all the scum of the earth were interacting with each other and earning a one way ticket to hell, one student was far off from everyone else reading a bible. This student was called Westboro Baptist Church, or West for short. He was a quieter student a lot of the time, but if something were going on that he were passionate about, he'd join in. Most of the time however, he was alone. Well, you're never alone when the lord is with you.

The bell rang across the school campus, signalling that it was time for classes to begin. A wave of students flooded into the main school building, West being one of the few to enter last. He always hated being within the large crowd of cretins that inhabited this school during daytime hours

Class was the same as always, the filthy heretics in West's classes were straying farther and farther from God's light with each passing second. West seemed to be the only one who actually wanted to learn, even though what these schools were teaching was blasphemy. They taught science and acceptance, West wasn't interested in being a good person, he would be an ignorant cunt all his life if it meant getting into heaven.

After school

West was walking home, glad to be away from all those filthy sinners. As he walked he noticed something move within the shadows. He knew he shouldn't look, it was probably the devil who was trying to whisper lies to West. He couldn't help it though, he felt like the lord wanted him to see what it was.
He entered the dark alley and saw nothing. It was totally a cat wasn't it. Disappointed, he turned to leave, only to bump into someone. They were very tall. He looked up and saw a thin moustache with an evil looking man.
"Wah" was all the man said before kicking West down. West watched in horror as the man brought out a knife. He didn't want heaven now, he still had to spread the word of the lord and learn everyone that god hates homosexuals.
"Please don't kill me, I'm not ready for heaven yet" he pleaded. The man stopped at stared at west.
"Wah..." the man ran his finger along West's cheek and stared at him lovingly. West couldn't help but stare back into those beautiful eyes of his. Wait what? That sounded a little gay.... he couldn't help it though. He was always on the side of the lord and he believed homosexuality was sinful, but now he felt like sinning just this once wouldn't be that bad. He would just beg the lord for forgiveness afterwards.
"I don't know why but I want to make sex with you" West told the man. He smiled and began taking off his blue overalls and purple shirt. He was much more muscular than he looked with all those clothings on. West and the man kissed passionately and den they had very much sex in the bum. West forgot how sinful he felt because of pleasure. He never did pray after that, in fact he gave up on his gay hating ways and made sexes with the man, who he later learned was named Waluigi. He and Waluigi falld in love and lived happily ever after <3