Insanity (a PewdieCry fanfiction)

(fifteenth) Actual Christmas

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Cry/Ryan's POV

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I woke up to laughter and some loud giggles. I slowly lifted my head and looked at my surroundings. I had a blue blanket wrapped around my body. I laid on a bed. Suddenly everything came rushing back to me.

How did virus control my body...That's impossible! They're just something stupid my mind came up with! Or... Am I going insane?

I sighed as I got up and followed the laughter. It lead to the living room. Minx was on the ground. Her purple and brown hair covered her face as she held her stomach and giggled. Felix's hand covered his mouth and his face was bright red with his eyes closed tightly as he laughed along with Minx. Ken's face was in Felix's lap and his face was brighter then Felix's, a tear streamed down his face and he laughed the loudest. I felt my chest grow hot when I saw Ken in Felix's lap. But why? Haha. Cry's jealous! I laughed to myself.

"Oh my gosh, my sides!" Minx laughed.

"Stop laughing guys, you'll make me laugh more!" Felix took in a deep breath but continued to laugh more. Seeing them laughing so much made me giggle. After their laughing fit Felix opened his eyes and saw me. 

"Oh shit! Ryan, hey!" Felix greeted me. I sat on the ground next to Minx and she smiled up at me.

"Where's everyone else?" I asked them. Minx grinned and pointed to the window. I was confused what she was pointing at but saw that it was light out.

"IT'S CHRISTMAS!" I shouted and jumped up and down like a giddy schoolgirl. 

"Yep!" I heard Ken say and something hard hit me in the head. I fell down and groaned. Everyone started laughing like crazy again.

"What the fuck?!" I yelled while I slowly opened my eyes.

"Sorry, sorry! I forgot..... it.. was that..... heavy!" Ken said in-between laughs.

"Fuckass..." I murmured and sat up. (Now Cry is Karkat xD) To my left a neatly wrapped box with a bow-tie laid sideways.

I tipped my head at them in confusion.

"Well I got us all presents. Everyone went home for Christmas, but since you passed out Felix stayed. And Minx just stayed because," He paused for a minute and smiled, "She's sooooooo incredibly nice!" He said teasingly.

"Shut up Ken." Minx laughed and put a big bag with tissue paper, hiding the present inside, in her lap. Felix pulled another wrapped rectangle from behind him and put it in his lap. Ken smiled.

"Open it together," Ken instructed us, "One... Two... Three!" 

I grinned and ripped off the wrapping paper. I dramatically gasp.

"Oh my gosh, Ken! You shouldn't of!" Ken chuckles, it was a coffeepot. I hated coffee so, I would have to kill him. But it's the thought that counts, right? No.

"Oh my gosh, KEN THANK YOU!!!" I heard Felix scream, I looked at him and laughed. He had a CinnamonToastKen plushy in his hands. I heard Minx gasp and I looked at her.

"Awwww Ken!" I laughed. A CinnamonToastKen shirt was in her hands. 

"I know I'm the best!" Ken laughed. I guessed since he had gotten it over night, all the stores had been closed. So he used his own merchandise. 

"Ryan, you like your coffee pot?" Ken asked me innocently. I gritted my teeth and smiled.

"Yes. It's... Amazing." I forced the words out. I had told Ken I hated coffee on more then one occasion, and by the way he was looking at me, I know he did it on purpose.