wrong number

00. calls

story written in mostly dialogue format.

short story || crack-fic 

date posted: 161218

date finished: 170513

note; guuuys please excuse me for the swearing and cussing in this story but that's how my two characters work here i'm so sorry hi btw x  

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Zoey was about to check her book transaction on this certain online bookstore website when she dialed the wrong number and wrong person at the same time.  

Girl - normal | Boy - bold 

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"Hello?"

"Gosh. I've been calling you for a while now and you guys haven't picked it up. I know I shouldn't be upset because I need to wait but I think I have the right to since you weren't picking up my calls and my books are still not here. Should I be worried? Yes--"

"Should you be worried? Well. Shit, yes, because you just got the wrong number."

"Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. I thought I--"

"Don't oh shit me. Whatever your excuse is is total bullshit. Stop calling."

"How rude of you, sir. And oh, by the way, I just called. Saying the words stop calling is like indicating that I already called you which, I haven't, really. Just now."

"Keep that pretty mouth shut right there, chick."

"Arse."

"Are you sending stupid fan mails now too? Because let's get this damn thing straight: I do not want any fcking fan mails from you."

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me."

"Well, I guess I heard you saying it to a wrong person. I don't even know what you're talking about."

"Come on, we know you're all after my damn twin brother!"

"What--?"

"And fooling yourselves that it's me, dammit."

"You know what I think, sir?"

"I don't have time for that."

"I think your a total jerk, that is."

end call.