new message from unknown number.
Unknown number: The nerve you have to not let me swear, but you did
Unknown number: Why aren't you answering my calls
Unknown number: Pick up the damn fcking phone
<Zoey named the contact to Jackass>
Jackass: I'll ask you this again and if you don't answer, I'll flood your phone with swear words until your eyes hurt
Jackass: Why aren't you answering my calls
Zoey: because i don't know u idiot
Jackass: Why are you replying now
Zoey: asshOLEeEE AHSGJSHS
Zoey: just so u know bitch
Zoey: your name on my contact list VERY much suits you !!
Jackass: I know you named it somewhere close to handsome
Jackass: Or you're just saying it to make the first move and ask my name.
Zoey: pft what are you kidding me
Zoey: because I will be kidding you
Jackass: What
Zoey: Waht
Zoey: ...
Zoey: oh mY gOsH
Zoey: NO I WAS SUPPOSE TO SAY KILLING WTH AM I THINKING
Jackass: wtf
Zoey: shut up
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wrong number
HumorZoey was about to check her book transaction on this certain online bookstore website when she dialed the wrong number and wrong person at the same time. { short story - epistolary - written in english }