"I WASN'T SUPPOSE TO CALL YOU AM I BUT THE FEELS IS SOHGJGSJKJFSGHJKL-"
"What"
"AND I DO NOT HAVE ANYONE TO TELL THIS TO BECAUSE THEY'LL OBVIOUSLY THINK I'M WEIRD AND AM A LONER AND OMGSDSFGJL"
"Do you fcking think that I wouldn't think the same way too?"
"Oh."
"I haven't actually thought of that."
"But nah I don't care anyway."
"So-"
"So you better have a fcking acceptable reason as to why you dared to disturb my fcking sleep."
"Can you stop dropping the f-words-"
"Fcking no."
"...because you sound a really old grandpa for me, minus the cursing."
"My middle finger says hi."
"Hahahaha seriously why?"
"This is total shit and you're fcking asking why."
"Okay back to the topic-"
"We don't have any, I'm hanging up-"
"NOOO"
"IF YOU HUNG THIS UP YOU'LL HAVE 10 YEARS OF BAD LUCK"
"Dude wtf."
"Wait...did you really just say "wtf?""
"Just say what you want to say."
"Okay so uhm wait...isn't that like from a song?"
end call.
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wrong number
HumorZoey was about to check her book transaction on this certain online bookstore website when she dialed the wrong number and wrong person at the same time. { short story - epistolary - written in english }
