"You're lucky I had to call you back the second you hung this up or you would've 10 years of bad luck."
"Talking to you feels like 10 years of bad luck."
"Okay I'd take that as a compliment."
"Let. Me. Fcking. Sleep."
"Nawp. You disturbed me at my reading mode so you should pay for it and we'll call it quits."
"Bull—"
"Bulldog. Just say bulldog instead I mean gosh c'mon I just finished reading this book and my emotions are a mess right now stop being such a meanie."
"Says the one who's talent is fluent sarcasm."
"Aw I'm flattered you took notice of it."
"There you go, motherfckers, sarcasm detected and at its best."
"YOU'RE A ADBSHJSKlDJJ"
"Holy crap. Are you going to speak alien for the rest of your life?"
"Huh. You've learned from me do you not?"
"Learned what?"
"Sarcasm, you mofo."
end call.
YOU ARE READING
wrong number
HumorZoey was about to check her book transaction on this certain online bookstore website when she dialed the wrong number and wrong person at the same time. { short story - epistolary - written in english }
