I HATE!!!!! PEOPLE!!!!! WHO CUT!!!!! IN LINE!!!!!
OMG!!!!!
It's as if some people out there still don't watch the tube or jack into the net or something. ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS?!?! ARE YOU FROM THE STONE AGE OR SOMETHING?!?!?
Cutting in line is ILLEGAL now. There are RULES. And there are tunnel pushes to keep you guys from going out of bounds but CLEARLY some people still find ways around it and get away with it anyway!!!!!
And DON'T - JUST PLEASE DON'T - cut in line and tell me you didn't know there was a push at the station. People should know by now which stations do and do not have push, and act accordingly.
Hasn't it been four years already since the Sinauna took over our railways? My niece has since learned how to recite "Desiderata"! My dog has since decided he doesn't like meat and wants to go vegan!
FOUR! YEARS!! WHY HASN'T THE GENERAL POPULACE LEARNED BASIC COMMUTER ETHICS YET?!?!
Push - or okay "tunnel push," for the nitpicker - is that thing local stations spend way too much money on. The costs are right there on their expense breakdown billboards. Overseas, they clam it's saved them the need to pay human "pushers" for when the train arrives, but we never HAD those, and we already love pushing each other over here, so that was never really a concern. If only people knew how to queue up properly, those things wouldn't even NEED to be there.
Right? You shouldn't NEED invisible creatures pushing you back in the queue just so you can STAY in the queue! This should've been taught to you people as you were starting elementary school, GOSH!!
If there's a push in the queue, the stabbing pain in your ribs or on your cervix or in your butt ought to tell you to STAY IN YOUR FRICKIN' LINE!!!!!1212325
Didn't your parents tell you what to do? Didn't your teachers drill it into your thick skull in school? STAYING IN LINE is a basic skill. You don't even need to try too hard just to get around the push and the rules. JUST FRICKIN' DO IT.
FOR GOODNESS' SAKE!!11 Some people would even brave organ damage JUST to get ahead in the queue. Whatever happened to basic ethics?!
Whatever happened to delicadeza and all that proudly Pinoy sh*t?!?!?!
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Reasons to Hate the Commute
Fantasy- Ed.'s note: In 2024, during an aggressive PPP (public-private partnership) drive, the Philippine government partnered up with the massive but extremely secretive Sinauna Group of Companies to deliver a host of basic services to the Filipino people...
