SCINTILLA
vii. group chat
❝IS THIS ANOTHER DICK JOKE?❞
'THAT BIKE DUDE [NORMAN REEDUS], THAT COUNTRY GIRL [LAUREN COHAN], THAT GUY WITH A FLIP PHONE [ANDREW LINCOLN], THAT BLONDE GIRL [ABIGAIL PORTER], THAT HILL DUDE [SPENCER HILLS], STEVEN [STEVEN YEUN]'
THAT COUNTRY GIRL
soooo....
THAT BLONDE GIRL
how long?
STEVEN
how long what?
is this another dick joke or something bc if it is then i s2g i will block you all.
THAT BLONDE GIRL
you wouldn't block me,
you have too much to say
STEVEN
why do you know me so well, abi?
THAT BIKE DUDE
how long have you liked athena for, you dumbass?
STEVEN
I JUST SPAT OUT MY DRINK
idk what you're talking about.
THAT COUNTRY GIRL
"she's so pretty."
THAT BLONDE GIRL
"can we just talk about how amazing and kind athena is to her fans? she is so precious!"
THAT HILL DUDE
"i know"
THAT BIKE DUDE
hmm...
THAT GUY WITH A FLIP PHONE
Ste ven an d Ath ena sitti ng in a tr ee, K I S S I N G!
THAT BLONDE GIRL
andrew, you need to press that large button at the bottom when you finish a word, not in between it, noob.
STEVEN
am I not allowed to say that someone is pretty?
andrew clutterbuck, please leave on the exit to your left.
THAT GUY WITH A FLIP PHONE
It's obv iou s th at yo u lik e he r.
Al so, I do n't se e an e xit to m y lef t
THAT COUNTRY GIRL
there isn't actually an exit on your left. he was basically just telling you to leave.
but, steven, andrew is correct. anyone can see that you like her.
STEVEN
yes, I do like her. she's a close friend.
THAT BLONDE GIRL
You know that's not what we meant, Steven Yeun.
Or as Athena would say, 'yeun man'.
THAT BIKE DUDE
SHE USED PROPER GRAMMAR. SHIT IS GOING DOWN!!
THAT BLONDE GIRL
fite me, norman.
THAT HILL DUDE
children, children, calm down.
THAT BLONDE GIRL
call me a child again, spencer, i dare you.
THAT HILL DUDE
C H I L D
THAT BLONDE GIRL
my winged eyeliner is going to cut you bro
STEVEN
never say bro again
THAT BLONDE GIRL
B R O
THAT COUNTRY GIRL
can we get back on topic?
STEVEN
what topic?
i see no topic.
THAT COUNTRY GIRL
the topic about you loving athena.
STEVEN
i don't love athena
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FanficSCINTILLA | ❝you definitely feel a scintilla of love.❞ DEFINITION: a tiny trace or spark of a specified feeling or quality. SYNONYMS: particle, atom, bit, trace, ounce, shred, crumb, fragment. SOCIAL MEDIA | STEVEN YEUN
