SCINTILLA
xxiv. group chat
❝WE'RE HAPPY.❞
'THAT BLONDE GIRL [ABIGAIL PORTER], THAT HILL DUDE [SPENCER HILLS], THAT GUY WITH A FLIP PHONE [ANDREW LINCOLN], THAT BIKE DUDE [NORMAN REEDUS], THAT COUNTRY GIRL [LAUREN COHAN], THAT ONE-EYED KID [CHANDLER RIGGS], THAT CRAZY 'MASTER'SON [ALANNA MASTERSON], THAT CHRISTIAN GIRL [CHRISTIAN SERRATOS], THAT MULLET DUDE [JOSH MCDERMITT], THAT KATANA GIRL [DANAI GURIRA], THAT GINGER DUDE [MICHAEL CUDLITZ], THAT JESUS DUDE [TOM PAYNE], THAT 'MOM' GIRL [MELISSA MCBRIDE], THAT SONEQUA GIRL [SONEQUA MARTIN-GREEN], THAT NEGAN DUDE [JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN], THAT OTHER KID [KATELYN NACON], THAT SINGING GIRL [EMILY KINNEY].'
[THAT BLONDE GIRL changed the group name to 'STATHENA IS CANON'.]
THAT BLONDE GIRL
IT'S OFFICIAL I AM TELLING YOU
THEY'VE KILLED ME
I AM CRYING
TEARS ARE SLIPPING DOWN MY FACE
I CAN'T
THAT HILL DUDE
Okay, for a starter, calm down.
THAT COUNTRY GIRL
you should know by not to stop telling her to calm down.
THAT BLONDE GIRL
I WILL NOT CALM DOWN BC MY SHIP IS GOD DAMN CANON YOU IDIOT I WILL PUNCH YOU.
THAT SINGING GIRL
WAIT THEY CONFIRMED IT?!
IT'S CANON??
DIFJIF
THAT OTHER KID
WHY AM I NEVER INFORMED ABOUT ANYTHING?!
THAT BIKE DUDE
check the walking trash gc
THAT OTHER KID
HOLY JESUS WHAT
THAT SINGING GIRL
I AM NOT OKAY
I HAVE NEVER BEEN OKAY
AND I NEVER WILL BE OKAY
MY SHIP
THAT BLONDE GIRL
IKR
THAT BIKE DUDE
i told y'all it was official when i saw them damn kissing
THAT ONE-EYED KID
how did you even see that?
like, did you spy on them or something bc i know they wouldn't have kissed in front of you if they're trying to keep it a secret.
THAT BIKE DUDE
didn't you see athena's sc story?
i hid in the bushes and spied on them.
THAT HILL DUDE
Only you, Norman.
Technically, they haven't confirmed it because they haven't come out and said "We're dating."
They just high-key flirted.
THAT BLONDE GIRL
STFU YOUR OPINION IS IRRELEVANT
THAT CRAZY 'MASTER'SON
LeT ME lIVe
THAT CHRISTIAN GIRL
DUDE I WILL WHOOP YOU STOP CRUSHING OUR HOPES AND DREAMS
THAT HILL DUDE
You need to calm down.
THAT COUNTRY GIRL
turn on your location, spencer, i just wanna talk.
THAT HILL DUDE
No thanks.
If you really want to know if they're official, just add Steven into the group chat.
We all know that he can't lie for shit.
He's like Glenn I s2g.
[THAT BLONDE GIRL added STEVEN into the group chat]
THAT BLONDE GIRL
OI, DICKWEED
TELL US RIGHT NOW IF YOU AND ATHENA ARE CANON
STEVEN
you weren't lying when you said you had a group chat were you?
oh my days.
why did you add me but not athena?
[STEVEN added BABE [ATHENA ANDERS] into the group chat]
THAT MULLET DUDE
We didn't add Athena because she can lie.
On the other hand, you can't.
BABE
you actually have a gc about us?
abi, turn on your location hun.
i just want to cHOKE YOU WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES.
THAT GUY WITH A FLIP PHONE
Ath en a, yo u nee d to cal m dow n
WA IT STA TH EN A IS CA N O N?
THAT BLONDE GIRL
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THAT STATHENA WAS CANON?
BABE
BECAUSE IT IS NOT CANON
THAT SONEQUA GIRL
"IT IS NOT CANON"
"I WILL HIT YOU
WITH MY LIPS
ON YOUR LIPS
SOFTLY"
THAT GINGER DUDE
"if this is how we're gonna fight can we fight all the time"
STEVEN
that's just our normal banter, chill.
THAT KATANA GIRL
You should tell us the truth before we all riot and kill you.
BABE
kill us and stathena wouldn't exist anyway so go ahead.
THAT BLONDE GIRL
she has a point, damn.
THAT COUNTRY GIRL
i'm sure that your "normal banter" doesn't consist of kissing each other.
STEVEN
we didn't even kiss wtaf
THAT JESUS DUDE
i haven't even been on this cast for long and i can easily tell that's bullshit.
BABE
JESUS LEAVE
THAT NEGAN DUDE
I agree with Jesus
STEVEN
I agree with you not beating our heads in with a baseball bat but we all can't get what we want.
THAT 'MOM' GIRL
Just admit that you two love each other so I don't have to hear my phone vibrating while I'm making cookies.
BABE
okay, i cant.
melissa asked and i just can't lie to my mother
steven and i aren't together, but we have kissed (on numerous occasions may i just add)
THAT BLONDE GIRL
SO WHEN I ASK YOU DON'T TELL ME BUT WHEN MELISSA ASKS YOU ADMIT EVERYTHING?!
WAIT YOU KISSED ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS ODJHDHFHU
I KNOW YOU KISSED ONCE BC STEVEN RANTED ABOUT YOU TO THE OTHER GC WE HAVE BUT HOLY JUDSHIUE
THAT OTHER KID
MY SHIP I CAN'T
THAT ONE-EYED KID
MOM AND DAD
MOM AND DAD
MOM AND DAD
MOM AND DAD
THAT GUY WITH A FLIP PHONE
I th oug h t t hat I wa s y our d ad?
THAT ONE-EYED KID
IDFC BYE BITCH
THAT BIKE DUDE
I TOLD Y'ALL THAT THEY KISSED.
THAT CRAZY 'MASTER'SON
If you aren't together, but you've kissed (on numerous occasions) what are you?
STEVEN
we're still working that out, but we're just going along with everything.
whatever we have, we both like it and we both enjoy it.
we don't want to announce it to everyone bc we don't even know what we are yet.
but as long as we're happy, we're okay with not knowing.
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━ SCINTILLA ( steven yeun. )
FanfictionSCINTILLA | ❝you definitely feel a scintilla of love.❞ DEFINITION: a tiny trace or spark of a specified feeling or quality. SYNONYMS: particle, atom, bit, trace, ounce, shred, crumb, fragment. SOCIAL MEDIA | STEVEN YEUN
