In the last chapter...
Everything was going smoothly. He moved on to the bra section after he finished. He was busy trying to find the right size when an oh-so-familiar voice rang out.
"....Rin?"
______________________________________He turned around to find....
I, AS IN AUTHOR-CHAN!!!!!
*dun dun dunnnnn plot twist*"Takumi-chan?!! What are you doing here?!" Rin yelped. I shrugged casually. "Welp, I could ask the same to you. What are you doing here in a women's undergarment shop?" I replied smugly. Rin's face heated up again. "Y-you wrote the story! How can you not know?" He spat back, trying to cover his embarressment.
"Oh ho ho ho~ so I see~ Rin boy is embarressed and trying to hide~! T.s.u.n.d.e.r.e!" I stuck my tongue out and waggled it at him, humiliating him further.
"No, that's not how you use 'Tsundere'-GAHHHH!!! JUST GET OUT OF HERE AND CONTINUE THE STORY!!!" Rin screamed in fustration and chased me around the shop. He soon was about to catch up to me. I screamed and randomly threw bras and panties at him. One red lace bra smacked him straight on the face. Just then, he crashed into a mannequin and fell, giving me the chance to throw more at him and escape~ ;P
Rin tore the bra off his face and stood up. Then only he noticed he made a scene in the shop. All the women there were staring and whispering about him being a pervert and oh, most importantly, a very angry sales clerk was storming up to him.
"Listen here, young man!! I know teenagers nowadays have hormonical problems, but this is too much!! Not only you have messed the shop up, but also broke a mannequin! I understand that you men would love to bury yourself in a pile of women's undergarments as your paradise, but this is a SHOP! Please! After you buy a few dozen, kindly privately do it in your house! In your room! On your bed!! THANK YOU!" she scolded Rin furiously and stormed away, muttering something incoherent that sounded like 'perverted' and 'porn' and maybe along with a string of curses. The women there snickered at Rin. So in the end, Rin had to pay for the broken mannequin and tidy up the mess.
>>back to Author-chan~>>
A young girl wearing a black jacket sat on the roof of an old apartment beside a dark alleyway. She was busily typing away on her phone. And that is...... MEHHHHHH!!XD(Lol idk)
I stopped typing and rested a finger on my chin. "Hmm... should I torture him for a little while longer? He's already in a big trouble though...no, I should. Serves him right for shouting at ME! The author! How dare he!? He should be thanking me instead!" I fumed.
"So....I should make him pay...yes, I should...MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!" I cackled as my cackles echoed through the small alleyway. (Yes, author-chan's a little sadistic... ;-;)
<<anyways, back to Rin~<<
"Urgh, it's all the stupid author's fault! Now that I have to tidy up the shop!" Rin ranted quietly as he arranged the hangars. (Author: *aaaachoo!*)
"Well, better hurry. Don't wanna get spectated by new customers," he muttered and hung the last pair. Then he quickly proceeded to purchase what he bought.
As he paid, he felt someone tapping on his back. He thought it was the sales clerk checking on him and turned around with an arrogant face, only to be met with dark red eyes.
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"Izumo-chan?!?!"Kamiki Izumo put her hands on her hips. "Well, what a coincidence seeing you here, Okumura-kun. Could you perhaps explain what are you doing here?" She asked it sweetly, but her eyes said otherwise.
"I'm...um...shopping! For Yukio!" Rin blurted out without thinking. He slapped a hand on his mouth when he realised what he said. Izumo raised an eyebrow and tapped her foot, signaling she was not falling for that and demanded for a real answer.
"I mean!! I mean...!" Rin panicked. Damn! What do I say?! Damn it Rin! How can you be so stupid!? He cursed inwardly. Then a lightbulb clicked in his head.
"I'm...I'm shopping for Mephisto! Yes, that son of a pervert! Asking me to do his dirty job for him and tricked me with money!" Rin lied. Izumo seemed to be a little convinced by that lie since you can't trust Mephisto.
"And...why would he want to be buying women's undergarments?" Izumo asked. "Because...because...he wanted to give it to his sister that lives in Gehenna! Yeah! I remember him telling that to me!" Rin lied again. Izumo just stared at him, contemplating on whether to trust him. Cold sweat formed on Rin's forehead and he squirmed under her gaze, uncomfortable. He hoped that she bought his lie and leave him alone. But no, because this is Kamiki Izumo we are talking about.
Awkward silence fell between them for a minute. Both were waiting for the other to speak up first. Rin was sweating a lot while Izumo stared at him with doubtful eyes. It was like this for a while, back forth back forth back forth....
"Excuse me, sir? You would still need to pay these for your...girlfriend," the cashier cleared her throat and said, interrupting the silence between them. Rin's face when red again. "She's/he's not my boy/girlfriend!!" They protest at the same time. The cashier giggled. "Aw, don't be shy. Couples come here quite often. Sometimes you can see them at a corner making out," the cashier lady pointed to a corner. Rin cringed a little.
"Uh, no, that's not it. She's just a friend." Rin tried to decline. Izumo glared at him. "Don't call me your friend." "Why not? Got a problem?" Rin argued back. They began glaring at each other. The cashier sighed, having a dreamy look in her eyes as she watched them argue. "Ahh, young love," she sighed and began fantasizing.
Rin took the opportunity to pay, swipe the bag and escape at an inhuman speed. "Hey! You haven't answer me! Come back!" Izumo yelled after him, then sighed when she gave up. The cashier released a sudden lovesick giggle, freaking Izumo out as she went to mind her business, away from the crazy cashier.
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Happy birthday, Okumura twinssss! \(>w<)\ (^•^)/
Sorry not sorry for not being guilty that I tortured him on his birthday. <●w●> ~(•3•)~
And Happy New Year my swaggish readers~!Peace out~
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