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Jokes 1

Jokes are great. Especially when you know how to tell them! I am always the funny one in whatever group I'm in. Or at least someone who can make everyone laugh. But...

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW STRESSFUL JOKES ARE! You have to be funny! If you tell a corny joke and no one laughs, that's reputation points. Those are precious points on the scale. You just went down on the scale. And that SUCKS!

I like trying out different things to be funny. Sometimes I like to use reference humor, jokes that are based off of things that you both have probably watched. Cause most likely, your not the only one who's seen what you're thinking about. So that makes a perfect joke opportunity. Until it doesn't. Nothing's more embarrassing than sending your friends a video and no one watching it. It's just like: WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER! I've once sent the exact same video to 3 different groups of people, and you know who watched it... NO ONE! It's hilariously sad when that happens, and to make things worse, they lie to you and tell you they watched it. But it's all said and done when you make a reference and everyone looks at you like you've just sprouted horns on your head. It's like HELLO, INSTEAD OF LYING TO ME AND MAKING ME EMBARRASS MYSELF, YOU COULD'VE JUST WATCHED IT. OR TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T. Reference humor is very very stressful.

The easiest type of humor is goofy humor. The kinda humor that you can just be completely stupid, and say things that make no sense at all, and everyone laughs because it's so dumb that they have to. Those jokes are always half assed and don't make any sense but that's the point. It's cause you just wanna be goofy, so you don't have to make any sense. This kind of humor is great to use on your friends, because they won't look at you like an insane axe killer when your done being goofy. A small tip about this type of humor, don't use it on people you've just met. You'll look like you're either A) trying too hard, B) crazy bitch, or C) a retard. And you don't want to be mistaken for any of those things, trust me I know. 5th grade was a bad year

The humor that I normally go for if I'm not doing the goofy kind is the offensive kind. Offensive humor is good at making people laugh, as long as they A) get it, and B) Don't take it seriously. That's the main point of offensive humor. Don't take it seriously. It's all shits and giggles. No need to get your panties in a bunch and right a paragraph about how you hate everyone. Huh? Why are you talking right now? You literally always do that though. Shhhhh. Anyway, humor like this is usually the most fun. It's usually used amongst best friends that know how to take a joke. Unlike you. Shhh. Anyway, this kinda humor can be used to make people fear you. Mostly because these days a lot of people are sensitive pussies who can't take jokes. But that's only some of them.

But then there are the jokes that just suck. I try to avoid these jokes because most of the time the people who make these jokes are, football players, nerds, assholes. Football players mostly tell, you guessed it, sports jokes. And sport jokes are never funny. Seriously. If you tell sports jokes, stop. Seriously stop. There stupid. "Oh yeah bro, you suck dick worse than the patriots. hahahah." What the fuck does that even mean? Seriously, is it a compliment, is it an insult. Is it funny? No. No to all of those questions. Then there are these jokes. "If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man meet up, they would be Alloys, hahahah." What the fuck. I just got goosebumps, that was so bad. Why would you ever tell that jokes to someone. I swear, if someone told me a joke like that I'd grab them and end the both of our lives. Just cause I wanna die from hearing it and they should die for telling it. And also, Silver Surfer is a neutral hero. While Iron man is a good guy. And one of them is an Avenger and other one has business with Galactus and the Fantastic Four, the chances of them meeting would be very rare, and generally they would not be allies because Silver Surfer would most likely be blowing something up, so get your marvel facts straight Bilbo Dickbreath. And nothing annoys me more then dad jokes and puns. "Oh yeah ice of you to come by." -_-. "Oh hi hungry I'm dad." -_-. What an original joke, keep making it.

The ironic joke is that I've probably told a dad joke about 100 times in middle school so I'm really one to talk.