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Jealousy 1

I get jealous, easily. So super easily. If you have anything that I don't have, look out cause I'm jealous.

Today my friend tells me she gets complimented about her hair. Unfortunately, my hair is crap. It's full of split ends and not only that, but my hair was cut incorrectly by a certain someone who I can't stand now, and when they cut it, they stopped halfway, so now the top layer of my hair is short, and the bottom is long. So yeah, pretty shitty cut. And my hair is very thick, and dries out very easily so I always have to put oil in it, and when people touch my hair, they always have some sort of comment like, "Oh it's all greasy." Or "It feels weird, and what's this shit on my hand?" Oh yeah, if you don't want that shit on your hands, don't touch my fucking hair, douchebag. But yeah, my hair is flawless when I make it that way, but pretty shitty at least 30% of the time. So when someone who's hair is only shitty 10% of the time tells me they get hair compliments, I get a little twinge of butthurt jealousy, cause hello, I want my hair like that, and it's not. And sometimes that sucks. But then again, I don't have to wash my hair everyday and my hair never smells like wet dog when it's wet so, I lucked out there!

But then there are things like new friends. I always hate when people come into my friend group, cause right now, I'm in a great spot. I've made great friends with everyone in my friend group, and I constantly try and be there number ones or 2's. So when Anida Attention comes into the group, asking for an invite, I get a little salty. Especially since I've been here the longest, but somehow this Anida Attention person gets to just shimmy her way in. Fuck that. Especially since, I've been replaced before so I'm not about to let Anida come between me and my 5 best friends. Uh buddy? There are only 4 best friends. Not if you count yourself!

Another stupid thing I get jealous about has to be about fictional characters. Somehow in anime, comics, manga, there's the perfect guy. But in real life, all you get is all these buttpicking assholes who would rather sniff their fingers then make a move on you. Not that I would ever go for a finger sniffer, just it's the thought that counts, and there only thoughts seem to be in there crusty buttholes. I'm actually gonna throw up. But somehow, the people who make anime's and comics, they know what's up. They know what you want. And unfortunately, they give what you want to some whiny heroine who makes me wanna do heroin. But oh well, can't change that. Sadly.