I'm Stuck In Naruto!

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Evangeline. Just imagine she has a scar over her left eye and that the necklace has a wolf on it.

Hello ppl it is I, Poison, and I would like to say that yes I am aware there are... issues in this book 😅 I wrote this 4/5 years ago when I was 13 and had a major crush on Kakashi, and others 🤦‍♀️, and yes this is technically a reader insert please dont hold this book against me 😂

-Poison 27-02-21

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As I'm reading the book I heard 3 pairs of footsteps. I mark where I'm reading and hold in my hands. They sit in the steps in front of us. "Hey Evangeline what book are you reading?" Naruto asks. "Some book I took from Kakashi. I see why he likes them. The books got a lot of f****** detail." Kakashi looks at the book in my hands and takes it."Hey I was enjoying that!" He rubs the back of is neck and mumbles, "Hokage's gonna kill me."

"Now why don't you introduce yourselves one at a time?" Kakashi says. "Introduce ourselves? Well, what are we supposed to say?" Sakura being the dumb a** she is asks. "Things you like. Things you hate. Dreams for the future. Hobbies. Things like that." Naruto asks, "Why don't you tell us first. I mean before we talk you should tell us something about you so we can see how it's suposed to work." I face palm at what they are saying. They are really dense. "Me. I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate... I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future... never really thought about it. As for my hobbies... I have lots of hobbies." I could hear Sakura telling the others how useless that was. "Okay. Now your turn. You on the right."

"Believe it! I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I like instant ramen in a cup and I really like the ramen Iruka-sensei got for me at the Ichiraku noodle shop. I also like hanging out with Evangeline. I hate the three minutes you have to wait after you pour the water in the ramen. My hobbies are eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them. I also like doing pranks with Evangeline. My future dream is to be the greatest Hokage then the whole village would stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I'm somebody important."

"Alright next."

"I'm Sakura Haruno.What I like er. I mean the person I like is... Um my hobby is er... My dream for the future is..."

"And... what do you hate?"

"NARUTO!" 

I look at Naruto to see that he started anime crying. Poor guy.

"Next."

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things and I don't partically like any thing. What I have is not a dream because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone."

I look around and say, "Wow. Deep."

"And lastly"

"My name is Evangeline Okami. I love training and playing with my younger siblings. I like reading and drawing. Also I love playing with Yoso and the rest of my wolves. Oh and I can't forget Naruto. I dislike being ignored, useless fangirls, annoying emo duck butts and not training. My hobbies would be training, reading, drawing. My dream for the future... is to protect my friends and family. Also help them achieve their own dreams and 'realities'."

Kakashi looks at me then turns back to the others. "Good you're each unique and you each have your own ideas. We'll have our first mission tomorrow," he says. Naruto salutes and says excitedly, "What? What? What?" "A survival exercise." "Huh? A survival exercise?" "I thought we were supposed to have a real mission not more practise, we already did this stuff at the academy. That's how we got here." Sakura says in her oh-so-annoying voice. "This is not like your previous training," Kakashi says. "So uh. What kind of training is it?" Naruto asks. Kakashi starts laughing creepily. I may have heard it before in the anime but boy was it creepy in real life. "Hey. Hold on that's a normal question. What's so funny?" "Well if I tell you the answer, you're not gonna like it," Kakashi says I a happy tone. "Of the 28 graduates who just came here 9-10 will be accepted as genin. The other 18-19 will be weeded out and sent back to the academy. In other words this is a make it or break it, pass/fail test and the chance you'll fail the test is at least 66%. See didn't I tell you, you weren't going to like it."