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Hello ppl it is I, Poison, and I would like to say that yes I am aware there are... issues in this book 😅 I wrote this 4/5 years ago when I was 13 and had a major crush on Kakashi, and others 🤦‍♀️, and yes this is technically a reader insert please dont hold this book against me 😂

-Poison 27-02-21

He puts Naruto on the floor in the classroom and says, "I'm at the end of my rope, Naruto. You failed the graduation test last time and the time before that. Tomorrow you've got another chance and you're messing up again." Naruto turns his head and says, "Humph." A vein pops out of Iruka's head. He points to the rest of the class and says, "Fine because you missed it, Naruto. Everyone will review the transformation jutsu!"Everyone groans in reply. I pull the bandages over my face. I wrap my arms, hands and shins. I sigh and cough a little to get Iruka's attention. Iruka looks at me and says, "You again. What do you want?" I sigh and say, "I'm supposed to join your class tomorrow but I decided why not start today. So yeah." Iruka nods his head and tells me to sit down. I walk towards Chouji and ask, "Can I sit here?" He nods his head and says, "Chips?" I shake my head no. Iruka says, "Now everyone line up. Okay. Sakura." Sakura walks forward and says, "Alright! Sakura here! Transform!" Sakura transforms into Iruka. Iruka says, "Transformed into me. Good." Sakura changes back and starts squealing. "Yes! I did it! Yes, Yes! Sasuke did you see that?"

"Next, Sasuke Uchiha." Sasuke walks forward and stands in front of Iruka. He transforms into Iruka. "Uh, good. Next, Naruto Uzumaki." I hear Shikamaru say, "This is a huge waste of time Naruto." Ino says, "We always pay for your screw ups." Naruto says, "Like I care." He walks forward and stands in front of Iruka. Naruto says, "Transform!" He transforms into his sexy jutsu. I start laughing. Naruto blows a kiss to Iruka who ends up having a nosebleed. I run up to him and hand him some tissue. Naruto starts laughing and I join in. He says, "Gotcha! That's my sexy jutsu." Naruto stops his nosebleed and shouts, "Cut the stupid tricks. This is your last warning!"

He calms down and says, "Okay. Next is err What is your name?" I breathe out and reply, "My name is Evangeline Okami any more question?" Kiba puts his hand up and asks me, "Are you by any chance single?" I ignore him. "Next" I point at Hinata and she asks me, "Why do you cover your body in bandages?" "Hey, Yoso can I show them?" "Yes. I think that is for the best my child." I sigh and start by pulling the bandages of my face. I slowly open my eyes and everyone gasps. I then pull of the bandages of my arms, hands and shins. I re-introduce myself and say, "Now let me re introduce myself. I am Evangeline Okami the last survivor of the Okami clan. Nice to meet you." I bow at the end and look at everyone. They all had a look of surprise on their face. "Haha you all look like Gramps and the ANBU." I start laughing to the point of tears. I look up to see everyone but Naruto glaring at me. "What?" Suddenly the door opened and we all saw a panting Kakashi. "Oh hello Kakashi. I see Hokage got my message." Kakashi looks up and sees me. While still panting Kakashi says, "Evangeline. Hokage wants you. Come now. "Kakashi looks to the floor catching his breath and everyone's eyes are on Kakashi. I decided to hide my Chakra and jumped onto the ceiling.

Kakashi looks up and sees me gone. "Now where did you go?" Everyone looked around but couldn't see me. I said, "Wow. Falling for the same trick again are you, Kakashi?" Kakashi looks up and says, "Can you stop climbing the ceiling?" "Hm. How about no?" I ran to the window and saluted everyone. Jumping out the window I saw that everyone had gone to the window. I did a backwards flip and ran to where Hokage is. I jumped up to the window. Luckily my Chakra was still hidden. I quietly climbed onto the ceiling and saw Hokage looking through the glass ball. "Like my show?" I ask. The ANBU go into the defence position. "Now, now. It's only me. No need to get all defensive. So, Gramps what do you need from me?" I jump onto his desk and go into a crouched position. Everyone sigh in relief. I felt Kakashi's presence. I whisper to Hokage and the ANBU, "Don't tell Kakashi where I am?" They all grin. As soon as I laid down Kakashi came in panting and says, "Hokage. Evangeline ran off somewhere. Do you know where she is?" I telepathically tell Hokage and all the ANBU 'I'm going to jump down behind Kakashi and scare him'. I see a small grin appear on their faces. I jump behind Kakashi. I Jump on his back and shout, "Ahhhhhh! Konoha's under attack!" Kakashi flings me of and pins me to the wall with a kunai at my neck. Rubbing the back of my neck I say, "I think I might have done a to good a job of scaring him. Haha." Hokage and ANBU sweat drop at my remark. Kakashi realises it's me and says, "What are you playing at! I could've killed you!" He put his kunai away and dropped me to the floor. "OW! That hurt!"

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