I'm Stuck In Naruto!

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Hello ppl it is I, Poison, and I would like to say that yes I am aware there are... issues in this book 😅 I wrote this 4/5 years ago when I was 13 and had a major crush on Kakashi, and others 🤦‍♀️, and yes this is technically a reader insert please dont hold this book against me 😂

-Poison 27-02-21

I wake up to the feeling of someone shaking me. "Come on wake up!" A rough voice growled in my ear. I looked up to come face to face with Zabuza. "Morning Zuzu." I say in a small voice while softly rubbing my eyes. I remove my left arm from his chest. I slowly sit up and summon a glass of water. "Mornin' Yoso." "Mornin' child." I unsummoned the cup and looked back to Zabuza who was slightly blushing. I tilted my head and looked at Zabuza. "What's wrong Zuzu?" I asked innocently. He blushed a bit more and asks, "Why do you keep calling me that?" "Because I find it cute." "It's not cute it's annoying and I don't like it." "Your face says otherwise." I reply with with a blank face.

He gets up and walks to the window. "Oh my. Look who's can walking this fine morning." "It's not a fine morning for me. First I wake up to you snuggling me. Then you call me Zuzu." He says rubbing a hand down his face. "Seems like you have a crush on me. Hehe." "I do not!" He growls back. "Well why else would you be blushing. If you didn't have a crush on me you wouldn't be blushing from me snuggling you or from giving you a cute nickname." "It's not cute!" "Is to!" "Is not!" "Is to!" "Guys can you shut up. You would like an old married couple." Haku says with a raised eyebrow. By now Zabuza and I were an inch apart. "We do not!" We shout. Haku sighs and walks out the room.

I stand up and walk to Zabuza's sword. "Kubikiribocho. What will happen to it when it you die?" I asked not looking at Zabuza. "Well it would go to the person who killed me or a person of my choosing." I sit on the floor cross legged and ran my fingers across the blade. Leaving a cut going across the tips. "Oi! What are you doing?!" He asked with a hint of surprise. I lick the cuts and place them in front of my face. They healed up almost instantly. "Healed so quickly. Not even surprised." "Why?" "Well what do you expect. I do have an animal living in me." "So are you a jinchuuriki?" "No. Well not that I can think of." "What do you mean by that?" I undo the genjutsu and show him my wolf markings. (A/N~I forgot to mention there is a genjutsu on her markings and eyes. She can also summon and unsummon the ears and tail. At the moment she doesn't have her ears or tail showing. She looks like this without her markings or ears and tail⬇).

"Your eyes are." Zabuza says staring into my eyes. "Yep. I have heterochromia eyes. One pink one blue."

He carries on staring into my eyes and starts to lean closer. "Ur Zabuza? You're um leaning to close." I say not sure about what to do. He blinks twice then leans back with a blush covering his cheeks. "S-sorry." He stutters. "It's okay." Once he faces me again I could see a bit of blood on the corner of where his mouth should be. "Zabuza. You shouldn't bite your lip. Sharp teeth and soft skin do not mix. And I know that for a fact." I show him my canine teeth. I push him  onto the bed and slowly take the bandages from his face. He just sat there and watched my every move. I place the genjutsu back on me and looked around for some new bandages. 

I eventually found some and placed them on the bed beside him. Getting a clean part of the bandages I wipe the blood from his lip and healed it with a small jutsu. I got the new bandages and was about to wrap his mouth back up. As I was about to stand up straight, he grabbed my chin and kissed me on the lips. Once he leaned back he looked away blushing. I stared wide eyed and ran my fingers gently across my lips. I smirked and put a hand under his chin. I slowly turned it my way and leaned in. Noticing he was also leaning in, I grabbed the bandages and wrapped them round his head.

I laughed as he grumbled about me being a tease. "Oh Zuzu. I told you you had a crush on me. But you weren't my first kiss." "I wasn't?" He asked confused on how a 12 year old could have already had their first kiss. "I had it stolen when I was 10. They thought that because I wore bandages around my face I wouldn't know what they were doing. But the thing was. I could see everything. Even the smallest detail." "But how?" "I'm not sure. Any Zuzu now that you're back on your feet can you train me with a sword?" "Sure why not."

He walks to the wall besides kubikiribochi and pointed to come nice looking swords and katanas. I had forgot to bring my katanas so I couldn't use mine. Maybe I should learn to use a sword.

I pick up a black sword which had the head of a Dragon that connects the handle and blade together. On the end was a chain with a black, red and silver colour to it. (Sword no. 51. Not good at describing swords😜). I swing it through the air, careful to not knock anything over. "Wow. It feels like it was made specifically for my hand. "Hey Zuzu? Can I use this one?" He looks at me and his eyes widen. "How can you lift that thing? It weighs a ton." I raise an eyebrow and say, "It's not heavy at all. It's actually quite light."

He sighs and walks out me following closely behind him with the sword leaning on my shoulder. "You can keep the sword." "Really?" "Yeah. No one but you can lift it." "Cool. A sword I can only use." As we walk through the halls I kept a note on what turns we did where. This place was literally a maze. After another minute or two of walking we finally made it outside. "God that place is a maze how do you memorize that place?" "Lived there for a while so I guess I just got used to the twists and turns the longer I stayed."

We walked to a small clearing and got into a fighting stance. "Now show me what you got." He says with a smirk.

~~~~Time~Skip~~~~

After I showed Zabuza what I could do he showed me some other techniques. Over all it took me two and a half hours to learn everything. "Hey Zuzu. I'm going to go back to my team. I don't want them getting suspicious." "It's okay. But you promise to save us in a week's time." "Of course. Bye Haku!" I shout over my shoulder.

Once I reached the forest near where they practice tree climbing I give myself cuts and stab wounds. I also give myself a cut across my side. It didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. I limped into the clearing where I found them. "Ka-ka-shi." I mumble enough for him to hear. "Evangeline!" I heard a bunch of shouts before I fell 'Unconscious'. I felt myself being picked up and carried of. I cracked an eye open to see it was Kakashi carrying me. I relaxed and fell asleep in his arms.