I'm Stuck In Naruto!

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Hello ppl it is I, Poison, and I would like to say that yes I am aware there are... issues in this book 😅 I wrote this 4/5 years ago when I was 13 and had a major crush on Kakashi, and others 🤦‍♀️, and yes this is technically a reader insert please dont hold this book against me 😂

-Poison 27-02-21

I wake up to voices talking about me. "Will she wake up?" A loud obnoxious voice said. "Keep your voice down Naruto." Sakura said. Annoyance clear in her voice. I slowly sat up resting a hand on my forehead. Grunting, I rested a hand against where my 'stab wound' was. "What happened?" I asked in a small voice. "We're not sure. We were doing training excersises when we heard some one whisper my name. We looked over and saw you collapse on to the floor caked in blood. What happened?" Kakashi says. "All I can remember was getting knocked out when I hit a tree. Once I woke up I tried finding my way back but got ambushed by thugs. I eventually escaped but with multiple stab wounds. The next thing I remember was stumbling into the clearing, seeing you guys and saying someone's name." I say rubbing my temples. "Argh. Why does my head hurt so much?"

I feel myself being pushed down gently. I open my eyes and see Kakashi leaning over me. "Taking advantage of me are we Kakashi~?" I say in a song song voice. He blushes slightly under his mask and moved back. "I see she's awake." I hear a women say. "Yep. Except I have a bloody headache." "Here. Take this." She hands me a cup of something. I drink it in one go. As soon as I swallowed I felt so much better. "So much better." I say with a smile.

A few minutes later of silence and staring at each other, Tazuna walked in with Inari. Looking away from the others I turned to Tazuna. "Hey Tazuna. Who's that?" "This is Inari. My Grandson." "Hey guys? Can I talk to Inari? Alone." They all nod their head and walk out of the room. Leaving a very confused Inari and me. "Inari?" "Y-yeah." "Why do you look so sad?" "B-bec-cause you're all going to die." "And why do think that?" "Because Gato killed my father." Inari started crying. I held my arms out and he came running over. "H-he k-illed him." He said between sobs. "Shh. It's okay. How about I be your big sister. I'll help you with all the fun you missed out. How about it?" "R-really?" "Yes and how about I kill Gato for you?" He smiled and fell asleep in my arms. I layed Inari down next to me. I wrapped my arms around him and joined him in a dreamless sleep.

~~~~Time~Skip~~~~

I woke up to the sound of cooing. I opened my eyes and rubbed them gently. Inari sat up and did the same. "Onee-chan what's going on?" Inari said looking around at the small crowd in our room. "Seems like we some spies. Now what are you giys doing here?" "You never came down for dinner. So Tsunami went up to get you but said you were asleep cuddling each other. We all went up to see and saw you like this." Sakura explained. "What time is it?" "About 7:00pm dinners downstairs ready for you." Tsunami said. I picked up a sleepy Inari and carried him down stairs.

I say in an empty chair and placed Inari on my lap. "Tsunami can you pass me Inari's dinner too." She nods and placed it in front of me. "Open your mouth otouto." I say placing a spoon by his mouth. "I can do it myself Onee-Chan." He says taking the spoon from my hand. "Are you sure?" He blushed and put the spoon back in my hand. "Hehe. Ahhh open your mouth. He comes the choo choo train." He blushes even harder and eats the food.

I look up to see everyone smirking at us. "What?" "You seem good with kids." Kakashi says. "Yeah so. Hang on. Why are you asking me this Kakashi. Interested?" I say wiggling my eyebrows. He blushes slightly and turns his head. "Hehe. I was only joking. I had a younger sister. The only person who actually like me. Other than granny. My sister was around five. She would sometimes sneak into my room to sleep or eat food with me. And when she had friends she would bring them to my room. So I ended up with around twelve five year olds running round my room."

After that we sat there eating dinner in silence. The only sound was of the chopsticks making contact with the plates. Inari and I had finished before anyone else and say there. He eventually fell asleep. Head resting in my arms. "Well I'm taking Inari to bed. Also, Tsunami. May I talk to you?" "Sure." She follows me out the room and waits while I tuck Inari in.

I mean against the wall opposite to Tsunami. "May I borrow your kitchen please?" "Sure. Why not." She replied with a smile. "Tell the others I'm out shopping for some things." She nods her head and leaves me alone. I walk to the kitchen and see it empty. "Probably gone to sleep." I mumble to myself. Closing the front door as I leave, I summon suit a bit of money and purt it in my pocket. I didn't summon much since I could sense Kakashi nearby.

I go up to a fruit stand and by fruit. A lot of fruit. "Thanks miss." I say to the lady. "Your welcome. Also you may take a couple more. I don't get many customers anymore." She replies. "Are you sure?" "Yes child." I now my head as thanks and leave to go to a hot drink stool. "May I have some hot chocolate?" "How much?" "Quite a lot please sir." He smiles and asks. "Is it for the children?" "Yes. Yes it is." His smile goes wider as he passes me two canteens of hot chocolate. "How much?" "Take it for free." "I came so that sir. Here take this." I hand him quite a bit of change. His eyes widen. He was about to shout out but I was long gone.

I walked around the village as two small children came up to me.

"Excuse me miss? M-may I have some food for me, my sister and friends?" The boy asked. "How about you show me where your friends are and we can have a midnight feast?" "Y-yeah!" The little girl exclaimed. They each grabbed my hand. I had stored the food and drink into a scroll I had.

"So what are your names?" I asked them. "I'm Shi and my sister's called Seikatsu." Shi exclaimed. Shi and Seikatsu. Who names their children Life and Death. "Guys we're back! And we have food and drink!" Shi shouts. In a matter of seconds another six children come out. "So what are your names?" "She's Yoru *Points at 4 year old with silver hair* He's Sheedo *Points at 6 year old with black hair* She's Hikari and He's Daaku. They're twins *Points at two 3 year olds with blonde hair* and lastly she's Natsu and she's Fuyu. They're also twins *Points at two 4 year olds with different coloured eyes*." (Info on orphans next part) " You're all so cute. How about we get this party started. "Yay!" They all cheer.