I'm Stuck In Naruto!

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Hello ppl it is I, Poison, and I would like to say that yes I am aware there are... issues in this book 😅 I wrote this 4/5 years ago when I was 13 and had a major crush on Kakashi, and others 🤦‍♀️, and yes this is technically a reader insert please dont hold this book against me 😂

-Poison 27-02-21

He walks up to the K.I.A stone. Placing a hand on the stone he said, "My best friends and comrades are on this stone." Softly sighing I walked up to him and put a calming hand on his shoulder. He looks down at me and smiles.

He turns to look at the others and said, "I will give you another chance. Also DON'T feed Naruto. If you do you'll be punished. I make the rules. You follow them." With that Kakashi poofs away. Poof hehehe. After Kakashi left we all started eating. Well all of us but Naruto. Smirking I went up to him. "Evangeline wh-" Before he could finish his sentence I shove a rice ball into his mouth. He managed to swallow it but as I was about to feed him another Kakashi came out of nowhere shouting with thunder and lightning, "Any last words?" Naruto looked at Kakashi with determination and said, "The four of us are one." "we're all on this squad and we're all in this together." Sasuke said. "Yeah that's right. We gave our lunch because the four of us are one." Sakura said. "Actually Sakura I was the one who gave him my lunch." I said in a matter-of-factly tone. "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Believe it! That's right!"

"You pass." Naruto and Sakura Looked at him with confusion while Sasuke did his oh-so-famous glare. I just sat there reading wattpad on my iPad. "You pass..." Kakashi repeated again. They blinked once. Twice. Three times. "NANI?!" Naruto and Sakura shouted. I flinched at their loudness. "Don't shout my ears are very sensitive." I growled at them. They quickly nodded. "What do you mean? How did we pass?" Sakura asked. "You are the first squad I ever succeeded. The others did exactly what I said and fell into every trap. They couldn't think for themselves. A ninja must see through deception." Kakashi says. I smirk and say with Kakashi in unison, "In the ninja world those who break the rules are scum but people who abandon their friends are worse than scum." They look at me with a questioning look. "Hehe I know everything."

Naruto starts tearing up and says, "you know he's kinda cool." Kakashi nods his head and says cheerfully, "Well done Team seven our first squad mission is tomorrow. Let's go home." We all started walking. "Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something." I say to the others. Then I hear Naruto screaming I the background. I get a kunai and throw it over my shoulder. Looking back I see the kunai cut the rope from around Naruto. He grabs the kunai and sprints after us. Passing back my kunai he says thanks. I shake my head and laugh.

~~~~Time~Skip~~~~

"Sasuke. I'm in point B" "Sakura. I'm in point C." "Evangeline. I'm in point tree." "Kakashi here. Really Evangeline?" "What?" "Naruto. I'm at point A. Believe it." "You're slow Naruto. Okay squad seven. The target had moved!" "Naruto here. Over there." "What's your distance from the target?" "Sasuke here. 5 meters." "Sakura here. 5 meters." "Evangeline here. 4 meters." "5 meters! Believe it!" "Okay. On the count of three, jump. On-" Before Kakashi could even finish the first number, Naruto leapt out and grabbed the cat by its side.

"I got it! Believ-owowow!" Poor Naruto. The cat started scratching up his face. I quickly took my ear piece out as Naruto started shouting about the mission. I walked up to Naruto and gently took the cat, laying her into my arms. "Kakashi here. Is there a few ribbon round its ear." "Sasuke here. Affirmative. Lost pet Tora captured."

Half way through the walk back to the Hokage Tora fell asleep in my arms. Poor thing is going to get squashed to death by a monstrous chest. Hahah. Currently in surprised I'm not deaf yet. Seeing as Naruto keeps shouting about stupid missions. Luckily for the rest of us we eventually made it back.

I walked up to the fuedal Lord's wife and beckoned her down to my height. "The reason Tora keeps running away is because you sqeeze her to much." I said with a small smile. She nods and gently picks Tora up from my arms and hugs her loosely. "Thank you." A voice said. I looked around furrowing my eyebrows. I then turned my face to Tora and saw it was her who spoke. "No problem." I replied. I turn to face the others to see them giving me a weird look. "What?" I asked cocking my head to the side. "Why did you just meow?" Kakashi asked me. "I did?" "Yes you did. Believe it!"

Once the fuedal Lord's wife left with Tora the Hokage decide to finally talk. "Okay. For team 7's next mission there is babysitting, picking potatoes or wee-" "NO NO! We want a proper mission not all these baby ones! Believe it!" Naruto shouted forming his arms I to an 'X' shape. "I want a proper mission! Something exciting!" "How dare you your just brand new genin with no experience! Like everyone else you start with simple missions to improve your skills and prove yourself!" Iruka shouted. "Are you serious babysitting is not a mission. It's a chore!" Naruto shouted back. I walked up behind him and huf him round the back of his head. "Will you put a lid on it." I said in a bored tone. I looked at Kakashi from the corner of my eye and saw that he looked surprised.

"Naruto it seems you don't understand. Missions are separated into 5 different ranks. D-rank, C-rank, B-rank, A-rank and S-rank." I listened to the Hokage while the rest listened to Naruto talking about ramen. "Listen!?" The Hokage and I shouted at the same time. All the people looked at me with a questioning look. "What now?" They shook their heads and looked back to Hokage.

"Hehe. Sorry." Kakashi said. "You don't look sorry." I mumbled under my breath. "I don't want all these baby missions. I'm not the same person as I used to be. Believe it!" Naruto said, determination dancing in his eyes. Iruka and Hokage started chuckling. "Fine I 'll give you a mission. It's an escort mission." Who is it? Is it a princess? A fuedal lord?" "Hold on Naruto. Bring in our visitor." Hokage said with a hint of amusement.

The door slammed open and the smell of alcohol reached our noses. The smell was so strong I ran to the window and threw up. I felt someone come up from behind me and rub my back. I looked up to see the Hokage standing there. I gave him a soft smile and said, "I'm okay now." "You sure?" "Yeah." I stood up and walked to the desk where Iruka was. Everyone's eyes were on me. Each probably wanting to know what happened. "I've had a bad... experience with alcohol." I said softly with a sad smile. They all nodded in content.

"What the a bunch of snot nosed kids. And you the little one with the idiot look on his face. You really expect me to believe you're a ninja." He says. "Hahahahah. Who's the little one with an idiotic look on his face." We all lined up. Me being an inch taller than Sasuke. Salute was the third tallest. That left Naruto the smallest. I transported to behind Naruto and grabbed the back of his jumper. "No killing the client Naruto." I said in a soft but form tone. "How did yo-" "It was obvious. The way your body twitched ever do slightly." Everyone's eyes were one me... again. "Was I honestly the only one." I sighed as they nodded their head.

"What about you? The one with the scars and wolf ears and tail. What are you supposed to be? A wolf wannabe?" He asked. "I'm no wolf wannabe. I am a wolf." I walked up to him. I had eventually gotten used to the smell. "Feel my ears and you'll see that they are pretty real." He reached a hand out and poked my ear causing me to raise an eyebrow. He then put his whole hand on my head and stroked it like he as stroking a dog. I let out a wolfy purr from the pleasure.

"My name is Tazuna. A master bridge builder. I expect you to get me home even if it costs you your life." He says. "Meet in an hour at the gates." Kakashi says. "I'll wait with the bridge builder at the gate. I already have my things. Also
Hokage? Can Hana and Rozu stay with you while I'm home." Sure. Why not." "Thanks gramps. Well then, lets go to the gate Tazuna. See you guys in an hour." I sent them a backwards wave as Tazuna and I walked to the gate.

After a 3 minute walk we made it to the gates. "Hey Izumo, Kotetsu." "Hi Eva. Where ya heading to?" Kotetsu asked. "Got a mission to escort this but to the land of waves." They nodded their head and carried on their conversation. "That reminds me. Tazuna. Why did you lie?" "W-what do y-you mean?" He asked sweat slowly dropping down his face. "I know you lied about the mission. This is actually a B-rank mission." He sighed and said "Yeah you're right it's because Ga-" "I know what's happening. I know the past, present and future."

An hour later everyone arrived at the gates. Waving goodbye to Izumo and Kotetsu, we set of on our long journey.
---------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I've had quite a bit of homework to do.