I'm Stuck In Naruto!

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I groaned as I felt a heavy weight on my stomach. Prying my eyes open, I rub them and looked down. There laid Hana and Rozu huddled together while Kakashi had his arm round my waist. I groaned, "I sure am loved." I jumped a little as a husky voice rang through the silent room, "You surely are." I turn my head to see Kakashi propped up on his right arm, his left still holding my waist. I gave him a small smile, "When did these two join." He shrugged his shoulders as a fond smile appeared on his unmasked face, "Don't know. Sometime during the night." I nod my head and gently sat up, still holding the two girls. I placed them on the bed and shook them gently, "Wakey, wakey girls. Time to get up."

They woke up with a long groan as they stretched out their muscles, "Mornin' Eva, Tou-san." I smiled and left the room. Entering the kitchen I quickly whip up some scrambled eggs and toast. Kakashi, Hana and Rozu came in and sat at the table, in their everyday outfits. After we ate Hana and Rozu went of me to play while Kakashi I went to the bridge. We shunshined to the polls holding the bridge up. With a closed eyed smile, Kakashi said, "Hey guys, good morning. Sorry we're late. I'm afraid we got lost on the path of life."

After they had calmed down, Naruto stood up eagerly, "I'm ready for the best ninja mission, Sensei. Hey, come on, no more of this dumb beginner stuff, okay? I want a chance to prove myself! I'm talking about a real mission where I can show what I'm made of! I'm gonna break out and burn it up! See?!" Kakashi leant back slightly with his arms in front of him, "Er, right, I get it. That's great Naruto, now, take it easy would you?" Naruto turned to Sasuke with a 'dark' look in his eyes. Sasuke turned to him and stared while Naruto stood there with his arms up in a stance, "Believe it!" Kakashi sweat dropped while I sighed. I leant against the railing while staring at Naruto indifferently, "Let us know when you're done fantasizing, Naruto, so we can start the mission, alright?" Sakura nodded her head, "Right, could you not be so annoying Naruto, just for once."

A few minutes later we were pulling out weeds from a lady's garden. I turned my gaze to Naruto. He really is stupid, why pull out the herbs, honestly. The lady came out her house and stood behind Naruto, "Hey you!" Naruto turned around flexing a 'muscle' in his arm, "Go lady, I got rid of all your weeds, pretty cool huh? Uh, what's wrong?" The lady placed her hands on her hips, "You pulled the weeds and you also pulled up my plants. Those were special herbs I've been growing and you destroyed them!" She got Naruto in the eye. I'm not going to bother on healing it.

Our next mission was to clean out trash from the river. Kakashi and I sat under the tree, reading Icha Icha Paradise. Kakashi gave up on scolding me about it. Naruto slipped and started heading down stream towards the waterfall. Sasuke grabbed on to Naruto's leg but as he was going to speak he started slipping. I sighed and trapped ahold of Sasuke, pulling them up as I walk up the waterfall with my chakra.

Our last mission was to take some dogs on a walk. There weren't wnouh dogs for me so I used Yoso, he didn't mind, I think. Naruto, being the knucklehead he is, decided to go for the largest dog, a pitbull. He had no control over it at all. It dragged him towards the minefield. I carried on reading and ignored Naruto's screaming. Once that was over he was sitting on the floor the same colour as the pitbull.

After the missions we walks down the street, Sakura and Sasuke helping Naruto while Kakashi and I walked lazily behind them. Sakura looked at Naruto, "Look at you, you're hopeless, Naruto." Sasuke smirked, "You really are just one big problem." Naruto pushed them away and went to take Sasuke but Sakura stuck her arm out, "If you keep this up, I'll finish you of myself." Kakashi and I sighed as we mumbled in sync, "Huh... guess we're not making as much progress on the teamwork thing." Naruto heard us and faced Sasuke, fist in the air, "That's right! Our teamwork's all messed up and it's all because of you Sasuke! Yoybthink you're better than everyone else!" Sasuke kept on walking, "Not everyone just you. Face it, I'm better and stronger than you are." He stopped and turned to us, "It's a fact. Unless you have what it takes to prove me wrong."