In the realm of the Internet, the goes a legend of an obsessive nerd who went on a quest for some random object of unexplained importance this old man in a cave told him about.
Well I hope everyone else had an amazing Christmas Eve, because to summarize my night in song:
🎶EVERYONE'S AN ASSHOLE! My aunts are completely selfish bitches (except for one)! EVERYONE KEEPS SCREAMING! I'm not a damn 5 year old Aunts Tanya and Tammy!🎶
I'd elaborate further, but at this point I'm just like:
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So yeah, hopefully Christmas morning goes a bit smoother. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. I'll see y'all in the morning.
-Orion (who just wants to go the fuck to sleep already)
