Bored Ramblings II: Object of Importance
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    Bored Ramblings II: Object of Importance

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    In the realm of the Internet, the goes a legend of an obsessive nerd who went on a quest for some random object of unexplained importance this old man in a cave told him about.

    #anger #bored #boredramblings #nerd #rant

    Slip and fail

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    Slippy: You want a piece of me?
    
                          
    Me: Uh, Slippy, you can barely make a shot...you do know that right?
    
                          
    *blows up every enemy on screen except for one guy*
    
                          
    Slippy: *takes out the last guy* You've been...Slipped!
    
                          
    *shoots wildly at Slippy*
    
                          
    Slippy: Hey, what's the big id-
    
                          
    Me: YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH THE GET A CATCHPHRASE, SLIPPY! YOU NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL BE COOL ENOUGH, FUCK YOU, YOU ANNOYING AS FUCK FROG!!
    
                          
    Peppy: ...Can we just go to Dairy Queen already?
    
                          
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    I fucking love Star Fox, man.
    
                          
    Also, this is part 69, leave your jokes in the comments and keep them there.
    
                          

    
                          
    -Orion
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