Avengers Series!(REQUEST ARE OPEN)

'Birthday'AvengersxSadist!Reader

Request: GlitchWhiz
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Reader has a healing factor

Tony's Person Pov~

All the Avengers were lounging in the common room. I was chatting with Bruce over a drink... well, I was drinking. Natasha and Clint was arm wrestling, Steve and Thor were watching while Thor was eating a poptart. (Name) was in the gym working out, it was useless trying to talk to her. She had a dark sense of humor and was sadistic, Fury was even uncomfortable around her. You thought Natasha was a good actor? Hell, (Name) was ten times better. Around the corner I heard heavy footsteps followed by lighter steps and taps. "Hello Avengers" Fury said walking in with a box in his hand. Maria and Coulson were next to him with boxes in there hands. "Give these to (Name), will you?" Maria asked putting her gift on the couch, Fury and Couslon following her. "What's that for?-FUCk" Clint asked but then Natasha slammed his hand down. "It's (Name's) birthday" Coulson said as he gingerly put a card on his gift. "She's a little bit reserved. We thought this might let us warm up to us" He said calmly. Maria scoffed. "A little bit" "Woah woah woah- (Name's) birthday?!" I asked dropping my drink. Fury nodded. "And you didn't tell us!?" Fury nodded. "Fury! What the hell! (Name's) a sadist! She enjoys seeing people in pain!" Clint said rubbing his arm. "Then get her a gift" He said walking out. "Our names our on the gift, you can't tag on~" Maria sang out. "Petty" Thor said standing up. "If she does not find my gift satisfactory what can she possibly do to me!" He said picking up a box of poptarts. Natasha walked when Clint started to go ballistic. Steve was shaking his head as Bruce was breathing deeply. "This is stupid, she's been on the team for a year and we don't even know her last name!" Steve stood up. "Idiots, I'll give her what's in my wallet" I chuckled pulling out my wallet. "Ok, Stark. WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET HER?!" Clint yelled. Suddenly (Name) walked through the elevator in a sports bra and spandex. She was ripped, six pack and all. She didn't even glance at us and she walked behind me and made herself a drink. "Lady (Name)!" Thor yelled as he marched over to her. (Name) didn't even look up until Thor put the poptart box on the bar. "Happy day of birth!" Thor yelled picking (Name) up by the shoulders. She sipped her drink and kicked Thor in the face flipping over and landing on Thor's stomach. The liquid was falling in the air and she caught it in the glass. "This isn't a fucking game. If you choose to buy me a gift you better take it seriously" She said sipping her glass. She stood up and reached over the counter and grabbed the rest of her drink and walked out. "That's what she can do, Thor" Bruce said rubbing his temples. Steve and Clint already left the room and Bruce was changing shades from green to skin tone.

Natasha's Pov~

I walked down to one of the labs and started right away. I searched up (Name) on SHIELDS files. I hacked my way into any pictures and videos we have of (Name). I spent a few minutes before I burned my history satisfied. I shut down the co outer satisfied and started texting the Avengers.
~Time Skip~
Your Pov~

You looked around the gym and saw that every piece of work out equipment was either broken or worn down. You checked the clock, 8:47. You walked up to the common room and hopped over the couch and landed on a few boxes. A card floated to the ground and opened up.
Dear, (Name)
Happy Birthday! I hope this will loosen you up a little.
With love~ Coulson, Hill, Fury.
You kicked the card and opened the presents. Coulson's was dual barrette daggers, Hill's was an exclusive R8 revolver fade, and Fury's was a flame thrower with your name engraved on it. You paused at the gift and smiled but quickly faded when the elevator opened up. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (NAME)" The Avengers yelled as they ran out with the gifts. They placed the gifts around you, hurrying you under the gifts. "Alrighty (Name), you have 10 seconds to open all the gifts and go!" Tony clapped. You grabbed the jewel daggers Coulson gave you and sliced all the wrapping paper cleanly off. You opened your eyes and your mouth dropped open. "Oh My God" In place of where the gifts used to be were tiny little bombs. "THE FUCK" You yelled as you grabbed all the bombs and held them in your fist. Then bombs exploded, destroying your hand but quickly being regenerated. You plopped down on the couch and looked around at the wide eyes Avengers. "I told you this was a bad idea" Steve groaned. "That was the best gift ever" You squeaked. "Told you" Natasha muttered. You looked up and smiled. "That was the best gift ever!" You exclaimed happily as you chucked a dagger at Thor's head. "Except you, you fucked up"