you added 'joshua dun' to the group chat 'what the fuck'
you: oops, wrong person :/
joshua dun: who are you guys?
forehead: we're 5 gay guys.
you: BRENDON
petey-wetey: BRENDON
gera(ve)rd way: BRENDON
halsey: BRENDON
forehead: but it's true.
halsey: i'm not a guy
you: yoU ASSUMED HER GENDER
halsey: i'm trIGGERED
gera(ve)rd way: shut the fuck up everyone.
joshua dun: and i was added, why?
you: i was supposed to add our friend ryan.
joshua dun: how does 'ryan' resemble 'joshua' at all?
you: his user is jared leto.
forehead: he has a crush on jared leto.
joshua dun: okay then
petey-wetey: should we keep this guy in the group? he seems pretty lit.
halsey: i mean what's the worse that could happen?
petey-wetey: exactly.
forehead: TYLER
you: WHAT
forehead: ADD RYAN OR I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT
you: JESUS CHRIST CALM YOUR SHIT
you added 'jared leto' to 'what the fuck'
jared leto: fuckin finally
forehead: RYAN
jared leto: BRENDON
gera(ve)rd way: calm your gay
jared leto: who's joshua dun?
you: i added him by accident instead of you
jared leto: but who is he?
you: i don't know
joshua dun: oh my god i thought we were best friends and now you do this to me?
you: i'm sorry it had to be this way.
halsey: better love story than twilight.
petey-wetey: very true.
joshua dun: can everyone say their names so i know who everyone is?
you: tyler
forehead: brendon
petey-wetey: pete
YOU ARE READING
doubt~~joshler texts
Fanfic"shaking hands with the dark parts of my thoughts" in which all chat rooms break at 7pm
