I'm Extremely Embarrassing.

They say these things for a reason.

So I was in socks on my tile kitchen floor. I can slip and slide.

This happened.

Me: Miss Sabrina says you can't turn on your heel. *spins on heel*

I fell over, banged my head on the fridge, dragged my mom down with me, and landed into a bunch of buckets.

Mom: *gets up* You're such a stooge. *walks off*