I'm Extremely Embarrassing.

Shower fails!

So, if you read my 'Near death experience' thing, you know a shower curtain saved my life.

Well, you also know I said to be a little more appreciative of them, too.

WELL, FUCK THAT!

I was in the shower, la da da da, when I reach for the conditioner.

Then;

BAM!

The WHOLE ROD, curtain included, fell on my head, and out of the shower!

Then, I had to yell for Dad to come in and fix it, and I didn't have anything to cover myself up!

So, I had to just stand there, NAKED, IN FRONT OF MY DAD, while he fixed the shower curtain.

So, like I said.

FUCK WHAT I SAID ABOUT SHOWER CURTAINS! THEY'RE BIPOLAR!

And, it's Halloween too. THEY FUCK YOU UP ON HALLOWEEN!

OR SHOULD I SAY.....IEROWEEN!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANK ANTHONY IERO JR.!

So, that was another fail of mine.